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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous ME? HA YEAH MAN IM GOOD How do I get a gf? 08/04/22(Thu)15:42:39 No.883287627 >21 >in college >have summer job >go to the gym >go out with acquaintances from college during the school year >hugged a girl that asked me out in my last year of highschool, but was so autistic and scared of her that I would ignore her when she tried coming up to me in school >made out with some 5/10 at a nightclub 3 years ago this month >spent thousands on prostitutes JUST A LITTLE TIRED... 48 KB JPG Where do I go from here? Where do I find a girlfriend? I'm on the verge of insanity. I'm 21 years old and the average kid 10 years younger than me has more experience with women. I'm not some stereotypical fat neckbeard loser in my basement type virgin. I'm shy and socially awkward but imo that's my only problem.

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: Anonymous 21 KB PNG 08/05/22(Fri)12:24:30 No.883328835 >i'm a genius! >took an IQ test (on the digital web network) >got 39 >that's higher than normal body temperature >meaning my IQ is above average by 3 points >i will take control over the wolrd using the power of my brain

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Anonymous 8 5 KB PNG 08/05/22 (Fri)02:32:14 No.883306571 >be me >want to play vidya >join vidya discord server >members aren't even talking about vidya what's the point in having discord servers dedicated to a game that people aren't even gonna use it for

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Anonymous Properon Cheese Cup CO 1.23 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)14:58:49 No.883285617 >ex gf finally pays an insignificant Venmo request I sent months before >texts me about it, asking if I meant to send it on national girlfriend day, and she thinks that would be funny >(why does she even have my number? ok...) >Tell her nonchalantly that yes that would have been funny but I sent the request months ago >she claims she never got it until today >(ok?... why are you even texting me about this?) >Say ok, stop texting, havent heard from her since 3 Replies View Thread 08/04/22(Thu)15:13:42 No.883286309 Anonymous >>883285617 haven't seen bologna with mayo frosting since i moved from wisconsin

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⠀ A Gore Videos Don't Affect Me Any More Gore Videos Don't Affect Me An(...) 08/05/22 (Fri)02:11:46 No.69683398 39 KB PNG >be me a year ago >used to get horrified at gore videos >be me now >not even the most brutal dismemberment cartel executions affect me now I used to get bad dreams from this s--- but now it doesn't even matter? What are the affects of this on my brain and whats happening?

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08/04/22(Thu)16:25:51 No.389728449 Anonymous (ID: 6xz2+snl 1 File: levels of clown world.jpg (110 KB, 973x1024) We're hitting levels of clown world that shouldn't even be possible. >>389715309 (OP) >Know there's a contagious disease spread by anonymous sex >Have anonymous sex >Get disease >"The health system has failed me!!"

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: Anonymous I f----- up 08/04/22(Thu)20:40:41 No.883303709 So basically I am 41 years old and I have a wife, and 2 kids. (daughter and son) My son is approaching 18 years old and I believe that he is a incel. I have asked him occasionally if he has had a gf yet and he keeps telling me that he is "working on it" now that he is almost out of highschool he has yet to have a girlfriend and he has never gone to prom or homecoming either. I've never had this issue with my daughter as she was always able to land boyfriends and she has had many. (she is 15) I keep telling her to help her brother out by hooking him up with some of her friends and she says no because he is embarrassing. What the f--- am I supposed to do now that my meta-physical successor of me, THAT represents me Is a failed beta-male? Has dating become harder for men or something? 63 Replies / 6 Images 344 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)22:23:44 No.883309366 >>883303709 (OP) # your son is a buttboy an emasculated f----- toy for real men

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