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⠀ A Gore Videos Don't Affect Me Any More Gore Videos Don't Affect Me An(...) 08/05/22 (Fri)02:11:46 No.69683398 39 KB PNG >be me a year ago >used to get horrified at gore videos >be me now >not even the most brutal dismemberment cartel executions affect me now I used to get bad dreams from this s--- but now it doesn't even matter? What are the affects of this on my brain and whats happening?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous I f----- up 08/04/22(Thu)20:40:41 No.883303709 So basically I am 41 years old and I have a wife, and 2 kids. (daughter and son) My son is approaching 18 years old and I believe that he is a incel. I have asked him occasionally if he has had a gf yet and he keeps telling me that he is "working on it" now that he is almost out of highschool he has yet to have a girlfriend and he has never gone to prom or homecoming either. I've never had this issue with my daughter as she was always able to land boyfriends and she has had many. (she is 15) I keep telling her to help her brother out by hooking him up with some of her friends and she says no because he is embarrassing. What the f--- am I supposed to do now that my meta-physical successor of me, THAT represents me Is a failed beta-male? Has dating become harder for men or something? 63 Replies / 6 Images 344 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)22:23:44 No.883309366 >>883303709 (OP) # your son is a buttboy an emasculated f----- toy for real men

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: Anonymous >24 year old virgin >coom daily for years to women way out of my leauge >Not p---, just beautiful women, models, etc. >Finally go home with a girl irl >She is average looking like me 18 KB JPG >We get nude >dickfailure.png >Realize I can't get aroused by average looking women anymore She was visibly upset 07/29/22 (Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # dickfailure lol We ain't ever gonna make it

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Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)22:11:24 No.883308705 >Be me >Manage a mechanic shop that is part of a larger franchise >have one of high school teachers pull up >ah s--- >pull up and have to put on a s--- eating grin >do a general service on her car >as we finish up and she is paying she looks my dead in they eye and whispers "I always new you wouldn't make it far in life anon, should have payed attention in class" >easily make more than her and I don't have to deal with horny and retarded high school students Feels good man

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File: Creation of the Sun and M(...).jpg (958 KB, 2184x3064) Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 >Be me >God >Alpha as f--- > Omega as f--- >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do s--- >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm >Fast forward to present day >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me >niggawhut.jpg >But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags >Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer >It can talk >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes >And one of those universes is the one I'm in >MFW I created myself

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File: IMG_20220804_143840.jpg (194 KB, 1080x768) publié par u/chicametipo il y a 7 heures 5 $2 29.3k Just driving back from my morning jog, minding my own business and then suddenly, Florida man 2.2k Commentaires Récompenser Americans drive to go jogging? Anonymous | 08/04/22(Thu)21:40:28 No.168911817 » >>168912314>>168912661>>168913419>>168914320>>168915482 pls explain APPALION Partager Sauvegarder >> Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:42:27 No.168911919 ► Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:44:04 No.168912011 ► >>168912101 >>168912135 >>168912178 >>168912231 >>168912280 >>168912309 >>168912361 >>168912382 >>168912471 >>168912487 >>168912661 >>168912743 >>168912840 >>168912853 >>168912885 >>168913075 >>168913156 >>168913307 >>168913490 >>168913576 >>168913699 >>168913722 >>168913896 >>168914059 >>168914305 >>168914435 >>168914653 >>168914673 >>168914761 >>168914780 >>168915097 >>168915175 >>168915396 >>168915461 File: Bright+School.jpg (206 KB, 1000x750) jogging and running is done most often at running tracks. sometimes in parks, savvy people may also jog inside shopping malls with AC. actual travel by foot can be very dangerous, and is illegal in some municipalities

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: Anonymous R$ 16 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed)10:58:55 No.883217819 is it gay to kiss your homies

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