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Anonymous (ID: (KKPG8ZL 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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I am vergil devil may cry Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:10 No.607898771 >be me >want to be vergil devil may cry >get fit like vergil >style my hair like vergil >make my hair white like vergil >only wear vergil outfits >have Vergil's yamato >get plastic surgery to look like vergil >only say things in the voice of vergil >family tries to hold an intervention >I call them scum and leave >Now that I have gotten rid of them I can continue my conquest for power

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Anonymous FEE Grusha 743 KB JPG 08/03/22 (Wed)09:56:07 No.51098963 SHE IS NOT A GUY YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME THIS IS A GUY. ITS A HER. ITS A SHE. I ALREADY CAME TO HER TWICE SHE CAN'T BE A GUY. IM NOT GAY THIS IS A GIRL A GROWN WOMAN EVEN REPEAT AFTER ME GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLG IRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRL

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Anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous We don't Forgiva We don't Forge 103 KB JPG L 08/03/22(Wed)17:21:07 No.883236522 >be me, simple kind normal anon >turn of age for adult things >go on dating sites >not many matches but enough >some of them lead to good conversation >plan dates >ghosted >happens a few times >no more mr nice guy >every time a chic ghosts me, I post her phone number on every spammy website >tell every insurance company that I need insurance >tell pajeets I want to sext I'm no villain /b/ I'm an anti hero. And society made me who I am.

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Anon is a degenerate junkie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous stealing from brothers 08/04/22(Thu)10:17:55 No.69675307 45 KB JPG >be me >21 year old drug addict >no job and no intention of getting one >run out of saved up money >need drugs >go to little brothers room when he is not home and steal his Birthday and Christmas money >he eventually catches up >tell him that I owe dangerous people money and will give him his money >"ok anon but pls dont get hurt" >feel bad and want to stop >craving starts kicking in again >steal money again >steal everything over the course of months till he literally is as broke as me >he catches up again and starts crying like literally crying >threatens to tell our parents >beat him into submission and tell him that I will kill him if he tell anyone >he shuts up and promises me not to talk if I give him his money back >beat him again >he no longer wants his money back >crave drugs again >currently stealing from my mother I hate myself and the way I am so much. I made this thread so you can all cuss me out 7 Replies View Thread

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Anon ruins his fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)11:51:34 No.883241226 >>883241328 >>883241385 >>883241431 d8e7sww-a4debf5b-6b8d-429(...).jpg (172 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait >Be me >Have huge lactation fetish >Years of fapping to MILFs with milky t--- >Fantasize about being fed >Wife gets pregnant >fuckyeah.jpg >Spend nine months fantasizing about wife's milky bag t--- >Her t--- get bigger >No milk yet, just a few drops of colostrum >Baby comes >Three days later milk really kicks in >Watch her pump 6-8 times a day >Boner every time >A week later she's producing enough to start to stockpile milk >One night 4am sneak out to fridge >Taste milk >...........what. the. f---. >Literally disgusting >Worst f------ thing I've ever drank >Illusion shattered >Fetish gone instantly >Almost gag when my wife pumps >Can't drink regular milk >Breasts no longer attractive at all >MFW

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Roastie can't take care of her child | /r/Greentext

BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABILITY TEST BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABIL(...) 08/04/22(Thu)10:47:42 No.389636431 >be me, at ER in paediatrics >21 yo roastie comes with her son, about 14 days old baby >"my kid has something in the eyes" >examine the poor bastard >has a s. aureus infection that has ulcerated his eye and turned into a full blown intra ocular infection >prob will have to take out his eye so he doesnt die >he will be scarred for life, and will never be normal >this only happened bc the roastie didnt clean even once the baby since she left the hospital 2 weeks ago 23 KB JPG i swear to god some people are too retarded, we should have an exam in order to be able to have kids, or just remove them from retards like this 52 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon is an optimist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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anon is "based" and "redpilled" | /r/Greentext

File: 1612165401743s.jpg (2 KB, 125x122) O Anonymous (ID: N2qh6rqn) 08/03/22(Wed)22:47:56 No.50722776 ► >>50722849 >be me >go to package room to get a package of mine >see a girl struggling to carry out a large package, which looks like furniture >if it was the year 2011, i would have gladly helped, expecting nothing in return >but its the year 2022 >therefore, not my f------ problem

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anon brings a knife to a gun fight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 914 KB JPG : Anonymous 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant

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Sympathy for the Devil. | /r/Greentext

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