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: Anonymous We don't Forgiva We don't Forge 103 KB JPG L 08/03/22(Wed)17:21:07 No.883236522 >be me, simple kind normal anon >turn of age for adult things >go on dating sites >not many matches but enough >some of them lead to good conversation >plan dates >ghosted >happens a few times >no more mr nice guy >every time a chic ghosts me, I post her phone number on every spammy website >tell every insurance company that I need insurance >tell pajeets I want to sext I'm no villain /b/ I'm an anti hero. And society made me who I am.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous stealing from brothers 08/04/22(Thu)10:17:55 No.69675307 45 KB JPG >be me >21 year old drug addict >no job and no intention of getting one >run out of saved up money >need drugs >go to little brothers room when he is not home and steal his Birthday and Christmas money >he eventually catches up >tell him that I owe dangerous people money and will give him his money >"ok anon but pls dont get hurt" >feel bad and want to stop >craving starts kicking in again >steal money again >steal everything over the course of months till he literally is as broke as me >he catches up again and starts crying like literally crying >threatens to tell our parents >beat him into submission and tell him that I will kill him if he tell anyone >he shuts up and promises me not to talk if I give him his money back >beat him again >he no longer wants his money back >crave drugs again >currently stealing from my mother I hate myself and the way I am so much. I made this thread so you can all cuss me out 7 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)11:51:34 No.883241226 >>883241328 >>883241385 >>883241431 d8e7sww-a4debf5b-6b8d-429(...).jpg (172 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait >Be me >Have huge lactation fetish >Years of fapping to MILFs with milky t--- >Fantasize about being fed >Wife gets pregnant >fuckyeah.jpg >Spend nine months fantasizing about wife's milky bag t--- >Her t--- get bigger >No milk yet, just a few drops of colostrum >Baby comes >Three days later milk really kicks in >Watch her pump 6-8 times a day >Boner every time >A week later she's producing enough to start to stockpile milk >One night 4am sneak out to fridge >Taste milk >...........what. the. f---. >Literally disgusting >Worst f------ thing I've ever drank >Illusion shattered >Fetish gone instantly >Almost gag when my wife pumps >Can't drink regular milk >Breasts no longer attractive at all >MFW

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Roastie can't take care of her child | /r/Greentext

BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABILITY TEST BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABIL(...) 08/04/22(Thu)10:47:42 No.389636431 >be me, at ER in paediatrics >21 yo roastie comes with her son, about 14 days old baby >"my kid has something in the eyes" >examine the poor bastard >has a s. aureus infection that has ulcerated his eye and turned into a full blown intra ocular infection >prob will have to take out his eye so he doesnt die >he will be scarred for life, and will never be normal >this only happened bc the roastie didnt clean even once the baby since she left the hospital 2 weeks ago 23 KB JPG i swear to god some people are too retarded, we should have an exam in order to be able to have kids, or just remove them from retards like this 52 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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File: 1612165401743s.jpg (2 KB, 125x122) O Anonymous (ID: N2qh6rqn) 08/03/22(Wed)22:47:56 No.50722776 ► >>50722849 >be me >go to package room to get a package of mine >see a girl struggling to carry out a large package, which looks like furniture >if it was the year 2011, i would have gladly helped, expecting nothing in return >but its the year 2022 >therefore, not my f------ problem

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Anonymous 914 KB JPG : Anonymous 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant

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>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWS >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone

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: Anonymous 42 KB JPG : Anonymous >>69665969 (OP) # Imao bro >Be me >5'9 >Over before it began >People wonder why I hate women : Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:19:36 No.69665969 you like totally forgot to add "bottom text" but here's your upvote 17 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:22:43 No.69665992 I'm 5' on the dot and I can still pull tail. The fact that you blame it all on your height probably means you have the personality of a fence post. 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:50 No.69665977 shiet 08/03/22 (Wed) 20:23:57 No.69665998 >>69665969 (OP) # > Be me > 5'10 > Get poon all my teens but it stops as soon as I hit 20

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: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)01:31:22 No.69670456 I have some unfortunate news.... >Be at uncle's house >Tells me that my Great Grandfather was a war criminal >Tells me he was a legendary Scottish hardman called "BIG JOCK" >Tells me that during the Pacific war and Korean war my Great gramps was in a "BUMMING" squad >The BUMMING squads were well-endowed Brit men from all over the UK >They were trained rapists that would beat and sodomise their enemies into submission >They would force their victims (called BUM BOYS) to crossdress, shave and wear makeup >He said that BIG JOCK has such a big c--- he was nicknamed the "CLAYMORE" by English officers >Said they had to use a special lube called "willy wax" so he wouldn't kill his victims with his huge rod >Said my Great gramps f----- even the toughest J-- warriors and Chinese communists into submission >Their victims were considered to be BUMMED and lived in shame >The BUM BOYS that enjoyed it were nicknamed "SUSIES" (Scottish slang for an effeminate/gay man) >BIG JOCK lead an elite BUMMING Squad called the GUVNAHS Anyone else have crazy ancestors?

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>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "00000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter (the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor 108 KB JPG >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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: Anonymous We don't Forgiva We don't Forge 103 KB JPG L 08/03/22(Wed)17:21:07 No.883236522 >be me, simple kind normal anon >turn of age for adult things >go on dating sites >not many matches but enough >some of them lead to good conversation >plan dates >ghosted >happens a few times >no more mr nice guy >every time a chic ghosts me, I post her phone number on every spammy website >tell every insurance company that I need insurance >tell pajeets I want to sext I'm no villain /b/ I'm an anti hero. And society made me who I am.

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