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had my Joker moment today 75 KB JPG 08/01/22(Mon)02:24:35 No.69632600 > be me > live with female friend, very good friends for 4+ years now > over time I developed light feelings for her, super sweet person etc. > she genuinely means a lot to me, I just want her to be happy > be today > she was away, told me but didn't say where she was going initially > 11 pm and dark outside when she gets back > asks me to pick her up from her car (told her she should call me whenever so she doesn't have to walk through the dark alone) > on our way back home, she tells me that she went to a friend's place to study and that they ended up kissing > that stupid short sentence feels like a gut punch > act cheerful and happy, she has her doubts but assure her "if it makes you both happy, why not go for it haha?" > tell her she can talk to me whenever she needs it and that I'll be there for her > "that really means a lot to me" > get back home > wish her a good night and remind her that I'm here for her > go into my room > wait ten seconds > just start laughing uncontrollably into my pillow so she doesn't hear, keep laughing for at least a minute, slowly turns into sighing > feel like crying but I can't, I never can I have problems with alcoholism and have been sober for half a year now but damn, the vodka in my fridge is looking giga-sexy tonight... But I probably shouldn't give in, it's "just" a woman and if she's happy this way I think I'll need to put my feelings aside and just be happy for her. Just need to keep working on myself and find someone else. Still hurts a lot tho ngl

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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