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![: Anonymous (ID:jLuUlq5i) [] FREPOST 07/30/22(Sat)13:56:35 No.388906324 >be average American >won't shut up about Star Wars >40+ years since movies were released >still obsessed with the movies >insatiable thirst for more spaceshit 1.08 MB PNG content >industry dutifully obliges >"W-- Mark Hamill isn't the hero I imagined him to be" >nothing but spaceshit and capeshit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/412/288/caf.png "Anon hates Star Wars | /r/Greentext")
![File: CHINA.png (1.11 MB, 765x673) Anonymous 07/30/22(Sat)05:49:09 No.13720268 [Reply] ► >>13720279 >>13720377 >>13720400 >>13720491 >>13720620 >>13720621 >That time China purposely lead Japanese soldiers to populated Chinese villages and cities because r----- and murdering would slow the Japanese down by 1 day >That time a guy couldn't pass a test so decided to say he was Jesus Christs brother, every Christian told him to f--- off but he started a war in China that lead to 40 million people dead >That time Chinese rebels ate 50k people >That time China passed a law that if you are late for work you will be put to death so a general that was late for work decided to start a rebellion destroying the dynasty >That time china killed all the birds which lead to locusts swarms eating everyone food killing 20 million people >That time China told farmers to melt down all of their farming tools for iron which was too brittle to use and lead to 20 million people dying >That time China purposely destroyed their own damn killing 1 million chinese citizens in order to kill 200 japanese soldiers Showing all replies. Anonymous 07/30/22(Sat)05:51:43 No.13720279 ► >>13720315 >>13720318 >>13720321 >>13720355 >>13720366 >>13720389 >>13720397 >>13720432 >>13720437 >>13720593 >>13720635 File: Roll for your Chinese life.jpg (2.73 MB, 2500x1978) >>13720268 (OP) >That time a Chinese man ate a bat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/412/270/f74.png "OP doesn't like China | /r/Greentext")
