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677EFC5B-49F0-4795-9077-D60919490070.jpg 445 KB JPG Why does weed unironically turn me left wing? : Anonymous (ID: SohzZmW/ 12/04/21(Sat)20:40:41 No.350756457 It turns me the opposite. When I smoke weed i become dangerously antisemitic but when I'm sober I am just regular antisemitic >>350757065 # >>350757676 # >>350758562 # >>350759194 # >>350766059 # >>350766919 # >>350767086 # >>350767140 # >>350771330 # >>350771551 # >>350771970 # >>350772302 # >>350773019 # >>350775186 # >>350775679 # >>350775772 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: 1360259435926.jpg-(140 KB, 600x902, 1359659865073.jpg) O Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)12:50 No.17585123 Replies: >>17585250 >>17585284 >>17585287 >>17585296 ITT: reasons we started lifting >be 17, the summer before college >camping with best friend, bros for 10 years, been through so much s--- together >be dyel, but bro played football and lifted >trying to teach me about lifting, wants us to pick up girls together next year in college >hiking in the afternoon, we're pretty far into the forest, nobody else in sight >bro is hiking up ahead of me, we're both enjoying the quiet and connecting with nature >hear a massive cracking sound, thinking about it still sends chills down my spine >crack is followed by the crashing sound of something falling >something is a giant tree >falling towards my bro >try to warn him but it's too late, the tree is on top of him >race over to help >he's trapped underneath, the tree is on his chest, he can't breathe, he's choking to death >try to lift the tree, put everything I have into it, it won't budge >soon he's not breathing anymore >watch the life fade from his eyes >doctors later say he would have died anyway >can't shake the feeling I could have saved him >3 years later I can still see his face >every time I deadlift, I imagine I'm lifting that tree off him >for that one brief moment, the pain goes away RIP my friend Anonymous 02/07/13(Thu)12:52 No.17585154 File: 1360259522567.png-(20 KB, 750x750, 13246448012.png) right in the feels, OP, right in the feels...

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: Anonymous I think I'm in trouble, boys(...) 11/04/21(Thu)18:36:09 No.66026795 >get drunk >bike to the house of my ex who cheated on me over three years ago >about to ring the doorbell >better idea 1.98 MB GIF >take out my d--- and piss on the doormat >bike back home >sleep >wake up to flood of texts >ex sent video of me pissing on her doorstep >"Care to explain?????" >"Not really?", I reply >turn cellphone off

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: Anonymous 12/25/21(Sat)02:52:20 No.66707955 >IT'S SAFE AND EFFECTIVE. >VAX. >NOW. >WE WILL EVEN GIVE YOU A FREE DONUT IF YOU GET THE 203 KB PNG VAXXINE. >STOP *clap emoji* KILLING *clap emoji* GRANDMA *clap emoji*. >DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE VAXXINE NOW, CHUD, OR DO YOU WANT IT TO BECOMEMA NDATORY???? >JUST TAKE THE VAXXINENOW AND THEN WE CAN STOP WEARING MASKS. >COVID WILL NEVER END, CHUD, UNLESS YOU. TAKE. THE. VAXXINE. NO W.

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: onymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:23:53 No.66695115 >tfw triple amputee What the f--- even is the point of anything... i will never have a meaningful existence beyond being a completely useless cripple... 276 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.66695129 >>66695115 (OP)# Haha your left leg is wearing a christmas hat

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onymous 12/24/21(Fri)20:39:20 No.66703451 why cant things just go right for once.jpg 49 KB JPG >Thread saids that if you ever feel like you're ugly, you can always ask your grandma and she'll tell you you're her handsome boy >Visiting family for Christmas, this is the perfect time to ask, my grandmother has always been sweet to me >Go up to my grandma and ask her "Grandma, am I handsome?" >Grandma smiles at me and pats my cheek >"Oh anon," she says, "It's not all about looks. You'll find a girl who appreciates you someday, I know it." >Stand there in shock for a moment, struggle with the urge to reply to her "So you think I'm ugly?" >Just say "Thanks grandma" and give her a hug %3D So, even my own grandmother thinks I'm ugly... What a wonderful Christmas...

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Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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8 KB, 600x484) Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)14:13:23 No.777423877 >tard story from a while back >so the special ed teacher's son died in a car accident years prior >really sad, well known throughout town >couple years later >sped teacher helping the tards with math >one little tard looks at teacher >"hey mrs. anonderson, rember your son?" > she looks at him, nods >"he died" >mfw teacher is holding back tears >tard goes back to doing math poorly I guess tards do have good memory

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File: 150507-news-amy-schumer jpg (49 KB, 349x509) Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)14:22:14 No.646917109 ► > be me, Amy Schumer > get a crush on some guy who wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole > one day he drunk dials me >I go to his house > he's so wasted he literally cannot make eye contact with me > 1, fully sober, walk over to him and initiate sex > he is so drunk he can't even stay erect > he falls asleep on more than one occasion > I keep having sex with him > tell this story at a feminist gala > feminists praise me for literally r----- a guy > mfw the media doesn't even care > mfw I get to host Saturday Night Live > mfw I have the gall to condemn Bill Cosby for doing the same s--- I did la

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