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: Anonymous >Be me, wife died and now lonely >Friends say I should get a hobby >I've always loved cats, so I decided to become a cat breeder >Been breeding cats for over a year, and no kittens >I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong >I followed all of the instructions for breeding cats. I wait for them to go into hear, and wait for them to yowl and rub 27 KB PNG >Then I take them out to the breeding area. The books say it should be a private area, not too much light, and the cat should feel safe. I also light some candles and put on music, but that's mostly for me. I also put up a wire fence inside the shed so they can't get away >The books say that cats only mate for a few seconds, but I like to spend a good 30-40 minutes breeding them. You'd be surprised, but the tail doesn't get in the way at all. >Sure they bite and scratch, but that's normal >My favorite cat is princess, she has beautiful eyes and the softest coat. I bred her three times in a row, and no kittens 07/27/22(Wed)09:24:32 No.882790951 >I finally dropped them off at the vet for a checkup, but when I called they got really angry and said they'd called the cops >What's going on here? They just outlawed abortion in my state, but I swear I haven't aborted any kittens. I want kittens. Is this just a misunderstanding? Anonymous こりゃぁ? なんじゃ 468 KB JPG 07/27/22(Wed)09:27:34 No.882791041 >>882790951 (OP) # >but I like to spend a good 30-40 minutes breeding them. You'd be surprised, but the tail doesn't get in the way at all. What does cat p---- feel like, OP?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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