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File: eb8e989d-53c6-45d8-baed-d(...).png (145 KB, 250x237) >basically up to my elbow >she keeps telling me to go deeper >imgivingitallshesgotcaptain.jpg >I think I can feel her organs >killitwithfire.jpg >refuses to suck my d--- unless I eat her crusty-ass p---- >the thought makes me gag, so I slip a couple fingers inside instead >it's cavernous >act like I'm really turned on and ask her to hand me a condom so I can get my forearm out if her wizard sleeve of a vagina e mimeally Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)17:13:43 No.28127385>>28127462 >>28127636 >>28127773 >>28127838 >>28127915 >>28128098 >>28128125 >>28128246 >>28128288 >>28128431 >>28128473 >>28128474>>28128601 >>28129009 >>28129597 >>28129819 >>28129840 >>28129974 Well, fit, I banged a 48 year old >match with said 48 year old on tinder >looks decent, never f----- anyone older than me >I'm so sorry penis you're about to take one for the team >f--- her from behind >whynot.png >text for a few days, agree to meet up this morning >get there, lady isn't the worst looking, 5/10 (probably a 7 when she was younger) >chill in hot tub for a little while Cabe min >she mirin' my barely-out-of-dyel physique >take things inside >we get naked, her t--- have big old scars on em >pokerface >her p---- is brown, shaved only down to the lips, and looks like a tarantulas leg below. Got dingleberries of God knows what >can almost forget that she is nasty until she starts rasping in a spooky skeleton voice about how good my d--- feels >feels like f------ the lubed-up fold of loose jowl >erection fading fast >faked c------ because I couldnt take it anymore >360ed and moonwalked out of there talking about getting lunch with a friend >there isn't water hot enough to scrub away my shame >settled for a bottle of gin (inb4 f--) How was your Tuesday morning fit? Also beta stories Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)17:37:20 No.28127847 >>28127865>>28127880 >>28127981 >>28128005>>28128141 >>28128601 >>28128772 >>28128784>>28128921 File: 6f007c80-24d7-4bc0-8aec-9(...).jpg (12 KB, 192x245) WORRY lumps and crevasses. Ba >>28127425 OP here, I guess it never occurred to me how much damage a baby does on the way out. 19 year old FWB p---- is tight and smooth, basically just a hole, she gets off on fingers two knuckles deep. This old lady vagina had STUFF in it. The bottom was like the slippery spine of an alien, and there were all kinds of fleshy Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:00:54 No.28128288 ► >>28128316 >>28128406 >>28128601 >>28128815 >>28128854 File: 0Bwax.gif (132 KB, 58x130) >>28127385 (OP) My sides have left earth. /fit/ I am op's brother, little did he know I would find this post. He will never live this down. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:02:01 No.28128316 >>28128350 >>28128406 >>28128854 >>28128288 how did you know its your brother if he didnt tell you? im assuming you found out about these events from the thread. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:03:44 No.28128350 ► >>28128406 >>28128316 He showed me that picture a few days ago. Being a regular grey bush basher I recommended he do it. And yes, I did discover this through this thread. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:07:30 No.28128406 >>28128439 >>28128451 >>28128517 >>28128536 >>28128542 >>28128601 >>28128623 >>2812867 File: 9e72583e-b639-47e2-ae59-8(...).png (536 KB, 1080x1920) >>28128288 >>28128316 >>28128350 :( So proud of you Kill me O Messages About NA 0.0000 48 away active 8 minutes ago Lolololol 2:58 PM MMS About I'm a lady and the dating kind Am I buying what your selling? Holla at me and I might holla back. Jankety Janksters need not holla. You have to be a gent, funny and smart! Where I'm from I'm known as a tall UG NN Enter message I knew that was you!!! 2:59 PM Hahahaha omg 3:01 PM Moments I made a mistake 3:00 PM So proud of you 3:01 PM 2:43 PM Kill me 3:01 PM 3:05 PM

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