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File: eb8e989d-53c6-45d8-baed-d(...).png (145 KB, 250x237) >basically up to my elbow >she keeps telling me to go deeper >imgivingitallshesgotcaptain.jpg >I think I can feel her organs >killitwithfire.jpg >refuses to suck my d--- unless I eat her crusty-ass p---- >the thought makes me gag, so I slip a couple fingers inside instead >it's cavernous >act like I'm really turned on and ask her to hand me a condom so I can get my forearm out if her wizard sleeve of a vagina e mimeally Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)17:13:43 No.28127385>>28127462 >>28127636 >>28127773 >>28127838 >>28127915 >>28128098 >>28128125 >>28128246 >>28128288 >>28128431 >>28128473 >>28128474>>28128601 >>28129009 >>28129597 >>28129819 >>28129840 >>28129974 Well, fit, I banged a 48 year old >match with said 48 year old on tinder >looks decent, never f----- anyone older than me >I'm so sorry penis you're about to take one for the team >f--- her from behind >whynot.png >text for a few days, agree to meet up this morning >get there, lady isn't the worst looking, 5/10 (probably a 7 when she was younger) >chill in hot tub for a little while Cabe min >she mirin' my barely-out-of-dyel physique >take things inside >we get naked, her t--- have big old scars on em >pokerface >her p---- is brown, shaved only down to the lips, and looks like a tarantulas leg below. Got dingleberries of God knows what >can almost forget that she is nasty until she starts rasping in a spooky skeleton voice about how good my d--- feels >feels like f------ the lubed-up fold of loose jowl >erection fading fast >faked c------ because I couldnt take it anymore >360ed and moonwalked out of there talking about getting lunch with a friend >there isn't water hot enough to scrub away my shame >settled for a bottle of gin (inb4 f--) How was your Tuesday morning fit? Also beta stories Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)17:37:20 No.28127847 >>28127865>>28127880 >>28127981 >>28128005>>28128141 >>28128601 >>28128772 >>28128784>>28128921 File: 6f007c80-24d7-4bc0-8aec-9(...).jpg (12 KB, 192x245) WORRY lumps and crevasses. Ba >>28127425 OP here, I guess it never occurred to me how much damage a baby does on the way out. 19 year old FWB p---- is tight and smooth, basically just a hole, she gets off on fingers two knuckles deep. This old lady vagina had STUFF in it. The bottom was like the slippery spine of an alien, and there were all kinds of fleshy Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:00:54 No.28128288 ► >>28128316 >>28128406 >>28128601 >>28128815 >>28128854 File: 0Bwax.gif (132 KB, 58x130) >>28127385 (OP) My sides have left earth. /fit/ I am op's brother, little did he know I would find this post. He will never live this down. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:02:01 No.28128316 >>28128350 >>28128406 >>28128854 >>28128288 how did you know its your brother if he didnt tell you? im assuming you found out about these events from the thread. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:03:44 No.28128350 ► >>28128406 >>28128316 He showed me that picture a few days ago. Being a regular grey bush basher I recommended he do it. And yes, I did discover this through this thread. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)18:07:30 No.28128406 >>28128439 >>28128451 >>28128517 >>28128536 >>28128542 >>28128601 >>28128623 >>2812867 File: 9e72583e-b639-47e2-ae59-8(...).png (536 KB, 1080x1920) >>28128288 >>28128316 >>28128350 :( So proud of you Kill me O Messages About NA 0.0000 48 away active 8 minutes ago Lolololol 2:58 PM MMS About I'm a lady and the dating kind Am I buying what your selling? Holla at me and I might holla back. Jankety Janksters need not holla. You have to be a gent, funny and smart! Where I'm from I'm known as a tall UG NN Enter message I knew that was you!!! 2:59 PM Hahahaha omg 3:01 PM Moments I made a mistake 3:00 PM So proud of you 3:01 PM 2:43 PM Kill me 3:01 PM 3:05 PM

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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