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![B7ykhpZCMAlmkPR[1].jpg (67 KB, 600x436) google iqdb wait Anonymous 08/07/16 (Sun)09:50:15 No.30903048 ✓ Orban cannon. ■ Anonymous 08/07/16(Sun)10:42:34 No.30903561 >>30903650 >>30910185 EU says goodbye.jpg (79 KB, 500x319) google iqdb wait >>30904806 >>30903650 >>30903561 >be anon If the wish includes unlimited ammo, pic related. >magical fairy shows up >says I can have any gun I want >evil grin spreads across my face >ICH VIL HAB DER SCHWERER GUSTAV, BITTE >I'm not even german >fairy rolls its eyes and flicks wand >marvel of german engineering appears in my back yard >I start wondering what to shoot it at >suddenly it comes to me >all those f------ years >all that lunch money >all the wedgies and swirlies Anonymous 08/07/16(Sun)09:46:51 No.30903012>>30903052 >>30903058>>30903079 >>30903110 >>30903151 >>30903168>>30903205 >>30903248 >>30903317 >>30903518 >>30903524 >>30903537 >>30903653 >>30903688>>30904260 >>30904268 >>30904343 >>30904353 >>30904581 >>30905773 >>30906176 >>30906196 >>30906211 >>30906252 >>30906715 >>30909832 >>30910199 >and also my neighbour gary's yard >f--- you gary, I dare you to say something about this >f------ gary Anyway >every single moment comes rushing back >Chad A fairy appears and says you can have any single gun in the world for free. You cannot sell the gun or trade it, you must keep it. If your country has any firearm laws preventing it, they make an exception for you. What do you choose and why? >finally get it ready to fire >only took 2 hernias and a torn ligament >it's aimed at chad's house >and his stupid f------ truck >f--- you chad >I know this is gunna be loud >really loud >manage to ignore my endless, thundering erection long enough to have a rough idea of how to load it >don't have a crane, though >buy a couple floor jacks, eventually figure out a way to make it work >still gunna have to muscle it around >spend the next 10 days getting it ready to fire >have to take breaks to masturbate to how awesome this thing is >double up on the earpro because I'm a f------ gear queer >dressed up in my German ww2 repro gear for the occasion >make last minute checks >FEUER!!! >they don't even know where to go >people 5 miles away reported a gunshot >people 3 miles away reported an explosion >people near Chad are all f------ dead > levelled his entire neighbourhood though >cops were scared it was nuclear >Turns out chad was at work >prepare for the next shot >f------ chad >fire >the entire neighbourhood shakes >every window shattered >every car alarm going off >I'm pretty sure that crack den down the street just exploded too >this is going to be on the f------ richter scale >looking in the general direction of chad's house >see a flash and black smoke on the edge of the horizon >several seconds later, sounds like a thunder clap >I can hear sirens 69dabf1f04ed54034f5cf8552(...).jpg (55 KB, 736x489) google iqdb wait FA DORA and i dont need to explain why](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/407/232/03f.png "Anon makes a wish. | /r/Greentext")
