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: Anonymous 07/21/22(Thu)00:44:01 No.67655371 67 KB JPG >force myself to go outside for a walk >on a long path at the park >see woman walk in my direction, still about 100m away >"okay, just walk relaxed past her and say hello. don't act weirdly" >suddenly don't know how to walk and what to do with my arms >start to cramp up and waddle weirdly >"should I just put my hands in my pockets?" >"no she'll probably think I have a knife" >waddle closer >arms switch between dangling and touching my face as I act like I'm yawning >don't know where to look >"should I look away to the side or straight at her?" >come closer >"she probably thinks I'm going to assault her" >suddenly imagine a scenario where I assault her >oh no >suppress imagination >waddle closer >finally going to walk past her >manage to look her in the face and say hello >she says hello back to me >walk on How much longer do I need to lift to fix this?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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