Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)17:51:22 No.69448997 >eat 6000kcal of pizza and ice cream >steal mother's prescription opiate painkillers again to counteract crippling diabetes pain >take 8 pills at once and make a scalding hot cup of tea >drink the tea so it goes into my stomach and seeps between all the cracks in the chewed up pizza dough and helps digest it (I imagine) >start WoW up 125 KB PNG >amazing feeling, full stomach, high on painkillers, sitting in flight form on a branch in elwynn forest >click everyone who walks past and whisper them complimenting their cool transmogs and nice mounts >pass out from sugar crash at some point >wake up to burning smell and mild discomfort >frantically looking around figuring out if something is on fire >try to stand up and feel intense burning pain in crotch >look down >my PSU malfunctioned and partially melted my PC case >balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the desk >they're blackened and embedded into the plastic >didn't wake up because of painkillers + diabetes KO I'm so f----- up on painkillers and this still hurts like boiling f------ water being poured on me is this how I f------ die phone is in the other room. is there a way to call the police online

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: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and 33 KB JPG understandable >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay

: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

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Anonymous 237 KB PNG 07/17/22(Sun)11:57:21 No.606129242 I f------ HATE vr for this reason >its super fun >everything i wanted as a kid >cheap as f--- because no vr games have drm and can be pirated >actually healthy and getting me exercise >happiest ive ever been BUT >have literally anyone over, ever >lol anon do u use that for p--- haha YES I USE IT FOR P--- BUT ALSO OTHER THINGS. JUST LIKE MY COMPUTER. JUST LIKE MY PHONE. DO YOU ASK ME IF "I USE THAT FOR P---" WHEN YOU SEE MY PHONE? WHEN YOU SEE MY COMPUTER? NO. SO WHY THE F--- DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME ABOUT MY VR. ITS NOT EVEN 1% OF WHAT I USE IT FOR. THE P--- IS FUN BUT THE NOVELTY WEARS OF FAST AND WHEN I JUST WANNA J------- ILL USE MY PC OR PHONE 99% OF THE TIME. >>606129909 # >>606130430 # >>606134243 # >>606134612 # >>606134616 # >>606136594 # >>606136657 #

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: Anonymous Betrayed I told you what would happen if you try to leave me 90 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)18:12:39 No.26913930 >find out 4 months ago that I have a brother from a past relationship of my dad, before he had me and died >I drive to meet him >we instantly understand each other so well >I am crushing hard on him >one day we have sex and from then on we have something of a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship >for 2 months it's the happiest time of my life >he doesn't come over as often and now talks about how he has a girlfriend and also drops that he eventually wants to have kids I dreaded that it would eventually come to this. I want to be happy for him, but I can't. I want him back. : Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)18:15:42 No.26913944 >>26913930 (OP) # what the f--- thats i----- : Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 18:16:06 No.26913946 >>26913930 (OP) # It is what it is. : Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 18:29:24 No.26914003 >>26913930 (OP) # sweet home Alabamaaaaa >>26914018 # >>26914244 #

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Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)03:10:37 No.881816785 >Be me >Commonly take walks at night >See women are scared pretty easily at this time of night >Devilishidea.mp4 >Will typically follow them for a block or two until they notice then start sprinting >Once they're on the verge of tears I run past them >Say "On your left" once I past them. Take the Steve Rogers pill, anons. It's funny.

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James Webb Space Telescope Stores Images On A 68GB SSD James Webb Space Telescope Sto(...) 296 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 70tiDdTb >>387154952 # 07/17/22(Sun)18:23:46 No.387148870 АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА >>387148870 (OP) # Virgin ssd vs chad hard disk : Anonymous (ID: q2TOXw8w) 07/17/22(Sun)18:26:40 No.387149136 >>387148870 (OP) # >$10 billion >68gb ssd who f------ built this, Alienware? >>387152291 # >>387154952 # >>387149264 # >>387150006 # >>387150150 # >>387150443 # >>387150790 >>387149206 # 07/17/22(Sun)18:27:29 No.387149206 # >>387151352 # >>387151654 # >>387151822 # >>387151985 # Kek : Anonymous (ID: nrX8FbM4 ) = 07/17/22(Sun)18:28:01 No.387149264

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: Anonymous 274 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat) 15:07:17 No.69437643 why am i supposed to be enjoying this time of year again? 7 Replies : Anonymous >go get cup of water >decide to treat myself on this hot day and put some ice in >most of it melts by the time i get back to my room >take sip >swallow remaining ice 07/16/22(Sat)15:14:06 No.69437716 summer is only fun if you are a kid or college student, for adults its just hot hell. >>69437933 # View Thread : Anonymous >>69437643 (OP) # I f------ dread summer because I have to see all the other 20 year olds in friend groups and couples while I drown in loneliness 07/16/22(Sat) 15:36:58 No.69437904

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat) 19:16:29 No.69438782 >trying to quit soda >only had 1 soda this week >mom bought a whole case of Coca Cola and its sitting in the fridge >cant stop thinking about how good a nice, crisp, cold guzzle of coke would taste right now F--- bros, soda/sugar really is addicting as f---. I want to stop drinking it because i read studies that show that drinking soda causes brain damage and lowers testosterone and diabetes. How do I ignore this craving? It wasnt hard until this fat bitch bought a whole case but now its sitting there tempting me to drink it all

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Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:10:00 No.67763615 (36 KB, 500x500) File: artworks-000032287566-cio().jpg >>67763165 (OP) >be 6'5" barefoot >wear sneakers, now 6'6" >wear manlet inserts, now 6'8" >tell people that I am 5'11", even on dating apps I am crashing this plane with no survivors.

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: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)15:39:30 No.881943984 >just turned 25 >dropped out of middle school >never had a job for longer than 6 months >depression >anxiety 76 KB JPG >psychopathy >still live with parents >never driven >poor >literally no talents or skills is it too late for me?

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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/19/21(Mon)12:44:31 No.852461236 >be me 20 >at work >been flirting with 45 y/o milf constantly >she texts me whilst im infront of her in a room of people >"take my bottle, go pee in it, and hand it to me > do so > she drinks it in front of everyone whilst making eye contact with me. >h-------- do you believe my story? cos i swear to you this happened today.

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51m (7/17 10:55) -882170329 3 Re. 1 Img JPG 74KB (482 × 427) 1 Reply >when you watch some p--- because you're horny but the video you pick shows the couple being really sweet and affectionate and loving and it makes you depressed instead of horny because you'll never have that with the one you love 23m (7/17 11:23). 882171483 2 Replies >>882170329 (OP) romance and happiness is meaningless : >>882171483 Wow so deep. 18m (7/17 11:28). 882171680 >>882171483 yeah but it sure makes you feel good in the moment 13m (7/17 11:32). 882171857 JPG 20KB (400 × 400) X : :

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: Anonymous nicest thing someone ever did (...) 121 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)15:21:05 No.69436515 >be 7 >fall over and cry during monkey bars >another kid also 7 saw me crying >spent the day playing with me >we both had fun and he cheered me up >forget about the injury >life felt nice knowing someone cared i still think of this memory from time to time, its been years someone has ever been nice to me. View Thread

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Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)17:51:22 No.69448997 >eat 6000kcal of pizza and ice cream >steal mother's prescription opiate painkillers again to counteract crippling diabetes pain >take 8 pills at once and make a scalding hot cup of tea >drink the tea so it goes into my stomach and seeps between all the cracks in the chewed up pizza dough and helps digest it (I imagine) >start WoW up 125 KB PNG >amazing feeling, full stomach, high on painkillers, sitting in flight form on a branch in elwynn forest >click everyone who walks past and whisper them complimenting their cool transmogs and nice mounts >pass out from sugar crash at some point >wake up to burning smell and mild discomfort >frantically looking around figuring out if something is on fire >try to stand up and feel intense burning pain in crotch >look down >my PSU malfunctioned and partially melted my PC case >balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the desk >they're blackened and embedded into the plastic >didn't wake up because of painkillers + diabetes KO I'm so f----- up on painkillers and this still hurts like boiling f------ water being poured on me is this how I f------ die phone is in the other room. is there a way to call the police online

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