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James Webb Space Telescope Stores Images On A 68GB SSD James Webb Space Telescope Sto(...) 296 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 70tiDdTb >>387154952 # 07/17/22(Sun)18:23:46 No.387148870 АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА >>387148870 (OP) # Virgin ssd vs chad hard disk : Anonymous (ID: q2TOXw8w) 07/17/22(Sun)18:26:40 No.387149136 >>387148870 (OP) # >$10 billion >68gb ssd who f------ built this, Alienware? >>387152291 # >>387154952 # >>387149264 # >>387150006 # >>387150150 # >>387150443 # >>387150790 >>387149206 # 07/17/22(Sun)18:27:29 No.387149206 # >>387151352 # >>387151654 # >>387151822 # >>387151985 # Kek : Anonymous (ID: nrX8FbM4 ) = 07/17/22(Sun)18:28:01 No.387149264

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 274 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat) 15:07:17 No.69437643 why am i supposed to be enjoying this time of year again? 7 Replies : Anonymous >go get cup of water >decide to treat myself on this hot day and put some ice in >most of it melts by the time i get back to my room >take sip >swallow remaining ice 07/16/22(Sat)15:14:06 No.69437716 summer is only fun if you are a kid or college student, for adults its just hot hell. >>69437933 # View Thread : Anonymous >>69437643 (OP) # I f------ dread summer because I have to see all the other 20 year olds in friend groups and couples while I drown in loneliness 07/16/22(Sat) 15:36:58 No.69437904

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Anon's addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat) 19:16:29 No.69438782 >trying to quit soda >only had 1 soda this week >mom bought a whole case of Coca Cola and its sitting in the fridge >cant stop thinking about how good a nice, crisp, cold guzzle of coke would taste right now F--- bros, soda/sugar really is addicting as f---. I want to stop drinking it because i read studies that show that drinking soda causes brain damage and lowers testosterone and diabetes. How do I ignore this craving? It wasnt hard until this fat bitch bought a whole case but now its sitting there tempting me to drink it all

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Anon spreads misinformation in the online dating scenario | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:10:00 No.67763615 (36 KB, 500x500) File: artworks-000032287566-cio().jpg >>67763165 (OP) >be 6'5" barefoot >wear sneakers, now 6'6" >wear manlet inserts, now 6'8" >tell people that I am 5'11", even on dating apps I am crashing this plane with no survivors.

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Anon wasn't able to get 10 years of prior work experience for an entry level position | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fw/ZVIAF) 06/07/21 (Mon) 07:17:11 No.37124216 >Thank you for your interest in our company, unfortunately - 53 KB PNG

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anon turned 25 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)15:39:30 No.881943984 >just turned 25 >dropped out of middle school >never had a job for longer than 6 months >depression >anxiety 76 KB JPG >psychopathy >still live with parents >never driven >poor >literally no talents or skills is it too late for me?

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Anon's unusual encounter with a hot milf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/19/21(Mon)12:44:31 No.852461236 >be me 20 >at work >been flirting with 45 y/o milf constantly >she texts me whilst im infront of her in a room of people >"take my bottle, go pee in it, and hand it to me > do so > she drinks it in front of everyone whilst making eye contact with me. >h-------- do you believe my story? cos i swear to you this happened today.

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

51m (7/17 10:55) -882170329 3 Re. 1 Img JPG 74KB (482 × 427) 1 Reply >when you watch some p--- because you're horny but the video you pick shows the couple being really sweet and affectionate and loving and it makes you depressed instead of horny because you'll never have that with the one you love 23m (7/17 11:23). 882171483 2 Replies >>882170329 (OP) romance and happiness is meaningless : >>882171483 Wow so deep. 18m (7/17 11:28). 882171680 >>882171483 yeah but it sure makes you feel good in the moment 13m (7/17 11:32). 882171857 JPG 20KB (400 × 400) X : :

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Anon has a fond memory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous nicest thing someone ever did (...) 121 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)15:21:05 No.69436515 >be 7 >fall over and cry during monkey bars >another kid also 7 saw me crying >spent the day playing with me >we both had fun and he cheered me up >forget about the injury >life felt nice knowing someone cared i still think of this memory from time to time, its been years someone has ever been nice to me. View Thread

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

107 KB JPG >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed

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Anon the British tsundere | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anonymous 7 KB JPG >It..it's not like I fancy you or anything >You wanker 502 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)06:54:36 No.240254460 07/16/22(Sat)09:14:59 No.240257259 >Do you fancy a bum?

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Anon will never | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)10:30:35 No.882189867 >I will never watch strange thing >I will never watch squid games >I will never watch peaky windows >I will never watch the boyz >I will never watch matrix related b------- >I will never watch thror rangcock or whatever the f--- >I will never read or listen to joe rogaine or beterson >I will never listen to a podcast of some online philosofag randos. >I will never watch a twitch streamer >I will never watch star trek >I will never watch twin peaks >will never play fnaf >I will never play ffxiiiivxxee >I will never play Minecraft >I will never play undertale >I will never buy those stupid gaming chairs(they aren't even anatomically beneficial) >I will never play elden ring >I will never play dnd or warhammer b------- 37 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon knows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB PNG 2 Replies : Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)16:46:44 No.69309276 So which on you f------ is lurking this board to screencap greentexts for reddit updoots? View Thread 07/06/22 (Wed)16:54:08 No.69309318 reddit karma is better than tendies : Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)16:55:29 No.69309334 opposite, r.4chan made me start using 4chan instead of reddit and it's the best decision i've made in my life, f--- reddit

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