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: Anonymous 147 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:46:55 No.67598452 >>67598340 (OP) # suffer as I have anon >molested by uncle cousin and grandma >get beat up daily by siblings to the point you go numb >become a friendless loser through middle school and high-school due to trauma >survive meth head father beating the s--- out of you >survive bipolar mother verbally f--- with you every single day >move 10 times in a the course of a few years because of said f--- up parents. >move into government apartments with nigs spics and methheqds >almost get stabbed a few times >have insane mother put you on anti psychotics because she has legitimate manchausen by proxy syndrome >get off meds and violently puke everyday for a year and go from 170 pounds to 95 at your lowest >escape to the good grandparents >start doing better and getting healthy >surprise your dad is almost dead >get fired from games top for seeing father in ER >he survives with a 2% chance but he's a little funny and he never fully came back >leave to the navy >finally meet a girl but find out she's an ex.meth head >she used.me.to get kicked. out of the navy >move to a different state >she follows.me and comes into my apartment with a gun and a plan to kill me in my sleep >coworker comes early to pick me up and spooks her off >have a different girl try to stab me after she stole my alcohol >family constantly trying to gains and soul goblin me back Into the cesspit >go to college and graduate which makes them furious I got married and own my own home we are having our first mid soon I'm getting my masters degree and my wife ready has hers my goblin family cut off all contact because I can't be their punching bag anymore the point in all that anon is that no matter what happens you can't just give up and die because that's what they want you to do

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)17:32:17 No.882098545 >be me >amazon slave >warehouse is s----- and hot >retarded ass inpo messages every where >f------ hate working here >need to take a s--- >decide f--- it, s--- in a box >look for a box thats going to someone whos name i hate >Asmund Delgato >name f------ infuriates me, some f------ mexican Italian >tacos and spaghetti night >s--- in his box >wrap it up >next day hear in news about a s--- in box for the mayor of my s--- c-- town >kek what are some rage things you do also i was fired the next day

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4h (7/16 9:49) 882109414 2 Replies Pretty relevant thread >Be me, 33 sexless basement dweller >Finally meet someone >we date, it starts getting hot and heavy >I can't get it up >Fuckfuckfuck.png >Skip forward, Try again a week later >Have bought some Viagra >It works, we have sex >Skip forward another week, want to try without >Can't get it up again >P--- has ruined me >In pillow talk she tells me what she's in to, and asks what I'm in to >I tell her, I've never told anyone. Not even gonna post it here. >She immediately stops touching me and doesn't talk to me >I go and sleep in my spare room for the night >Can't sleep, I've ruined my first and only FWB >Currently Waiting for her to wake up :

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5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face

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: Anonymous ALATELETO EDITION MISPRINT PL THIS EXTREMELY RARE PEPE HAS ONLY 1 KNOWN COPY DUPLICATION BY SAVING AND DISTRIBUTINO IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND PUNISHABLE BY UP TO 25 YEARS IN FEDERAL PRISON WITH A FINE UP TO 510 000 000 aromide 1.2 MB GIF 07/15/22(Fri) 22:46:11 No.69428835 >Be me >Walking down busy street yesterday >Stuck behind a couple going way too slow >Ethnic (probably Indian) looking guy and a white stacy >Stacy is stunning from behind, fashionable clothes, beautiful blonde hair, and tall and slender >Wondering how this dude pulled that off >White girls do not like ethnic men >He was really tall so maybe that was enough for her >Brutal heightpill if its cancels out the crime on not following JBW game >Anyway at some point they go into a store >Finally get to see stacies face >Bet its going to gorgeous >Stacy turns out to be an obvious t----- >Wasnt wearing any makeup >Its like she put all her effort into the clothes and nothing at all in her face 2 Replies / 1 Image >Feel good that I was right. Feel bad for the ethnic dude though. Probably the best he can do is a t----- >Not his fault women are so racist View Thread

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: Anonymous (ID: FfrIVXLL)E 9 KB JPG 10/12/21(Tue)21:19:39 No.343156055 But >Be Indian immigrant >Move to the UK in the 1950s with wife and kids >Little to no community or help >Get harrassed by locals on the daily >Support family by working 16+ hour shifts at the corner shop you own >It ain't much but it's a honest life > Over the years of hardships and abuse your becoming a respectable member of the community >Made relationships with those who initially hated you becoming close friends >All that hard work has paid off >Granddaughter, who is only 25% Indian, complains she a victim of racism because her northerner teacher is having trouble with her last name. >Complains to you, tell her that it's no big deal. >She calls you a racist enabler. Tfw all your hard work is becoming undone due to ungrateful privileged kids.

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: Anonymous 泡 (6 192 KB JPG 06/04/22(Sat)19:53:43 No.68915496 >be in Karate >have to s--- >Dont say anything even though we have to run laps around the mat >S--- my pants while running laps with everyone >Nobody notices and continues running laps, stepping on my s--- >Now s--- is everywhere >Suddenly one kid notices and goes up to smell it >confirms its s--- >tells the teacher >Dojo is closed for the remainder of the day Nobody ever found out it was me : Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 19:54:59 No.68915513 >>68915496 (OP) # No one could tell it was you who shat their solid white gi OP? Are you really sure of that?

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File: obesefatfuck.jpg (40 KB, 635x395) >he tries to hop in one >he is too fat, wont fit >keeps trying anyway >fat f--- finally manages to fit >instantly goes to twinkies aisle Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri)13:36:34 No.882087383 >be me >wagie at a kroger (shiddy american grocery store for all you sad f---- out there) >see fat person "walk" in >he spots the complimentary scooters >he tries to get up, using the shelving to help >shelving breaks, whole wall starts falling >it falls >fat f--- is on his side, twinkies f------ everywhere >whole shelf just f------ decimated what a time to be alive, this fat f--- just made my day, and also ruined it fat people really dont care about themselves do they

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Anonymous >at gym >Doing barbel curls >I need to fart >I can't hold it for long, i really need to fart but the gym is crowded >*Big brain moment* >I will let out a scream then drop the barbell while farting. The sound should cover the fart. >I scream, i drop the barbell THEN i let out a huge f------ fart 124 KB PNG 06/08/22(Wed)23:15:37 No.879776524 >Everyone stares at me >Everyone heard me >My undies feel wet >Am i retarded in the head? 5 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! 19 Replies >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic! How did such a s--- tier forum become one of the most popular websites? View Thread

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: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)12:39:16 No.48693227 8 KB JPG >be me, living with older sister >she's the one who's usually cooking >she's a terrible cook >I barely know how to make a sandwich so we've got no options >one day get into a fight and I tell her that her food is disgusting >"if you don't like my food then you can eat my p----" >go into my room >hottest fapping session of my life also, how do I apologize to her? She's the main source of income and the only one who does housework and laundry while I just sit at my computer all day. She could go out and f--- with Chad all day yet she'd rather provide me shelter. How could I return her favor?

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File: 1631987660896.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)01:45:40 No.882048167 >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss Surely you guys can't be doing this s--- all day

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: Anonymous 914 KB JPG Anonymous 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant

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: Anonymous 147 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:46:55 No.67598452 >>67598340 (OP) # suffer as I have anon >molested by uncle cousin and grandma >get beat up daily by siblings to the point you go numb >become a friendless loser through middle school and high-school due to trauma >survive meth head father beating the s--- out of you >survive bipolar mother verbally f--- with you every single day >move 10 times in a the course of a few years because of said f--- up parents. >move into government apartments with nigs spics and methheqds >almost get stabbed a few times >have insane mother put you on anti psychotics because she has legitimate manchausen by proxy syndrome >get off meds and violently puke everyday for a year and go from 170 pounds to 95 at your lowest >escape to the good grandparents >start doing better and getting healthy >surprise your dad is almost dead >get fired from games top for seeing father in ER >he survives with a 2% chance but he's a little funny and he never fully came back >leave to the navy >finally meet a girl but find out she's an ex.meth head >she used.me.to get kicked. out of the navy >move to a different state >she follows.me and comes into my apartment with a gun and a plan to kill me in my sleep >coworker comes early to pick me up and spooks her off >have a different girl try to stab me after she stole my alcohol >family constantly trying to gains and soul goblin me back Into the cesspit >go to college and graduate which makes them furious I got married and own my own home we are having our first mid soon I'm getting my masters degree and my wife ready has hers my goblin family cut off all contact because I can't be their punching bag anymore the point in all that anon is that no matter what happens you can't just give up and die because that's what they want you to do

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