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File: 1631987660896.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)01:45:40 No.882048167 >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss Surely you guys can't be doing this s--- all day

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)13:10:24 No.882083708 >be me, special needy boy at 18 years old >Huge fan of family guy and especially the dog Bryant >One day I'm at the movie and games store in my town >The guy at the front desk sees my family guy T shirt and jokingly tells me I should take the special family guy VHS he has behind the counter >He and his co worker were laughing when talking about it and they must've thought I understood what they meant >I ask to see it and they say "no joke, you want it?" And I accept >I put the VHS in and it turns out to be a live action family guy for some reason, Bryan dog is in a costume for some reason >Peter is muscular and pulls out his weiner for some reason >Lois takes off her shirt for some reason and they both start doing sex >I'm scared and pull out the VHS and add it to my collection of things to burn It's been years since this incident and I'll never be the same 52 KB PNG

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Anonymous (ID: 8ntAr3oM) CO 07/15/22(Fri)11:57:23 No.386899585 7E2D60E2-55BF-43E4-B28C-A38A3E634006.jpg 155 KB JPG >ANON STOP ACTING LIKE YOU LIVE IN SOME SUPER CONSERVATIVE RED STATE, YOU LIVE IN COLORADO >ABORTION AND RECREATIONAL WEED ARE COMPLETELY LEGAL THERE >A GAY JEWISH PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRAT IS THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE YOU LIVE IN

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: Anonymous 228 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:52:59 No.25674722 >We want to save the environment! >but we don't want nuclear >and we are going to ignore the aviation industry >and the shipping industry >and china and india and other third world nations >and we're going to base all our charts on per capita rather than gross emissions so china doesn't look as bad as it is >and we're going to go off official CCP data that's about as trustworthy as a pitbull as a daycare teacher >and we're going to ignore b------ coming over in straight piped tacomas because climate crisis has to be the white man's burden >and we're going to advocate for forms of energy generation that rely on rare earth minerals that cause tons of pollution >and you're not allowed to mine for said minerals eventhough we've created an artificial demand by lobbying to get traditional energy generation priced out of the market >and we're going to fund programs like cash for clunkers that caused more waste to be generated than anything >and we're going to advocate for electric cars rather than hydrogen fuel cells or natural gas internal combustion or biodiesel so the entire car becomes e-waste after 10 years ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 10 KB JPG >Capitalism bad >Hellworld >Y'all >Discourse >Minors >Hot take >Cold take >Bad take >Good take 07/14/22(Thu)18:27:42 No.69412286 >Randomly inserts "Donald Trump's presidency" or "Brexit" inbetween bigger events like the Great Depression, 9/11, and World War 2 >Ghouls >Mayos >The straights >Calling centrist boomers "Nazis" >White people suck >Neoliberalism bad >I think about that a lot >Terminally-online >so yeah but like not really you know adfodgjsvfs??? >Brainworms >Sir this is a Wendy's >You spoke that many words and none of them meant something 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 65 KB PNG 03/25/18(Sun)10:25:21 No.763744016 >be me >28, live with wife >wake up in the morning to the smell of bacon and eggs >walk downstairs to greet my wife in the kitchen >she smiles at me >happiness >go over to medicine cabinet >hear my beautiful wife humming in the background >take my meds >2mg risperdal >turn to wife >she's gone >start cooking bacon and eggs

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File: ghussy.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720) >ghost sex >ghost p---- cold >my d--- has frostbite >go to er >still see ghosts >so many >s--- myself >pass out >dont see ghosts >doctor asks what i did to my d--- >say ghosts >get sent to psych >mental illness Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)06:09:26 No.882069215 >me be >horny >know i have a female ghost in my house >f--- it >summon it >im stuck in here with you f------ now f--- u random anon who told me ghosts have p--- p---

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: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRWOh) ◄◄◄ 10/02/21 (Sat) 22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 >>341853162 (OP) # What the f--- 10/02/21 (Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #

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07/15/22(Fri)09:13:35 No.69420015 >took the femboy pill >found my femboy on grindr >he wants attentions, gifts, wants to eat out, go to cinemas, travel >blocks me for 2 days because I didn't text him >doesn't cook for me, or play vidya with me I took the femboy pill and still have to deal with a woman. I demand refund. : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)09:27:46 No.69420135 : Anonymous >>69420015 (OP) # So basically you went prisongay

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Anonymous GLORY HOLE Coming Soon!! 122 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)08:44:10 No.882068412 >Be me >Never had a bj >Always dreaming about them >Going to try a gloryhole today >Don't care it might be a dude >The mystery adds to it >Wish me luck anons 07/15/22(Fri)08:45:17 No.882068453 Anonymous >>882068412 (OP) It's not that it might be a dude. It WILL be a dude.

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