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File: 1631987660896.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)01:45:40 No.882048167 >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss >Drink water >Piss Surely you guys can't be doing this s--- all day

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon brings a gun to a knifefight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 914 KB JPG Anonymous 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant

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Anon watches the special family guy movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)13:10:24 No.882083708 >be me, special needy boy at 18 years old >Huge fan of family guy and especially the dog Bryant >One day I'm at the movie and games store in my town >The guy at the front desk sees my family guy T shirt and jokingly tells me I should take the special family guy VHS he has behind the counter >He and his co worker were laughing when talking about it and they must've thought I understood what they meant >I ask to see it and they say "no joke, you want it?" And I accept >I put the VHS in and it turns out to be a live action family guy for some reason, Bryan dog is in a costume for some reason >Peter is muscular and pulls out his weiner for some reason >Lois takes off her shirt for some reason and they both start doing sex >I'm scared and pull out the VHS and add it to my collection of things to burn It's been years since this incident and I'll never be the same 52 KB PNG

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Anon talks about Colorado | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8ntAr3oM) CO 07/15/22(Fri)11:57:23 No.386899585 7E2D60E2-55BF-43E4-B28C-A38A3E634006.jpg 155 KB JPG >ANON STOP ACTING LIKE YOU LIVE IN SOME SUPER CONSERVATIVE RED STATE, YOU LIVE IN COLORADO >ABORTION AND RECREATIONAL WEED ARE COMPLETELY LEGAL THERE >A GAY JEWISH PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRAT IS THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE YOU LIVE IN

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Anon saves the environment. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 228 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:52:59 No.25674722 >We want to save the environment! >but we don't want nuclear >and we are going to ignore the aviation industry >and the shipping industry >and china and india and other third world nations >and we're going to base all our charts on per capita rather than gross emissions so china doesn't look as bad as it is >and we're going to go off official CCP data that's about as trustworthy as a pitbull as a daycare teacher >and we're going to ignore b------ coming over in straight piped tacomas because climate crisis has to be the white man's burden >and we're going to advocate for forms of energy generation that rely on rare earth minerals that cause tons of pollution >and you're not allowed to mine for said minerals eventhough we've created an artificial demand by lobbying to get traditional energy generation priced out of the market >and we're going to fund programs like cash for clunkers that caused more waste to be generated than anything >and we're going to advocate for electric cars rather than hydrogen fuel cells or natural gas internal combustion or biodiesel so the entire car becomes e-waste after 10 years ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 10 KB JPG >Capitalism bad >Hellworld >Y'all >Discourse >Minors >Hot take >Cold take >Bad take >Good take 07/14/22(Thu)18:27:42 No.69412286 >Randomly inserts "Donald Trump's presidency" or "Brexit" inbetween bigger events like the Great Depression, 9/11, and World War 2 >Ghouls >Mayos >The straights >Calling centrist boomers "Nazis" >White people suck >Neoliberalism bad >I think about that a lot >Terminally-online >so yeah but like not really you know adfodgjsvfs??? >Brainworms >Sir this is a Wendy's >You spoke that many words and none of them meant something 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon takes his meds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB PNG 03/25/18(Sun)10:25:21 No.763744016 >be me >28, live with wife >wake up in the morning to the smell of bacon and eggs >walk downstairs to greet my wife in the kitchen >she smiles at me >happiness >go over to medicine cabinet >hear my beautiful wife humming in the background >take my meds >2mg risperdal >turn to wife >she's gone >start cooking bacon and eggs

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anon is a shitty story teller | /r/Greentext

File: ghussy.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720) >ghost sex >ghost p---- cold >my d--- has frostbite >go to er >still see ghosts >so many >s--- myself >pass out >dont see ghosts >doctor asks what i did to my d--- >say ghosts >get sent to psych >mental illness Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)06:09:26 No.882069215 >me be >horny >know i have a female ghost in my house >f--- it >summon it >im stuck in here with you f------ now f--- u random anon who told me ghosts have p--- p---

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRWOh) ◄◄◄ 10/02/21 (Sat) 22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 >>341853162 (OP) # What the f--- 10/02/21 (Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #

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www.FunnyPica.com Anonymous (ID: XjTrghhk) 03/09/14(Sun)18:57:27 No.536424319 Replies: >>536404991 >the birth of steam

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Anon gets trolled by the economy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous boomers live in an alternate r(...) boomers: >"THERE'S A HUGE LABOR SHORTAGE, 6 MILLION JOBS OPENED UP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT EXPEIRENCE AND PAY 6 FIGURES STARTING" 166 KB JPG >apply to 500 jobs >get 1 call back >it's a pyramid scheme 03/06/22(Sun)14:18:18 No.67677766 reality:

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07/15/22(Fri)09:13:35 No.69420015 >took the femboy pill >found my femboy on grindr >he wants attentions, gifts, wants to eat out, go to cinemas, travel >blocks me for 2 days because I didn't text him >doesn't cook for me, or play vidya with me I took the femboy pill and still have to deal with a woman. I demand refund. : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)09:27:46 No.69420135 : Anonymous >>69420015 (OP) # So basically you went prisongay

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Anonymous GLORY HOLE Coming Soon!! 122 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)08:44:10 No.882068412 >Be me >Never had a bj >Always dreaming about them >Going to try a gloryhole today >Don't care it might be a dude >The mystery adds to it >Wish me luck anons 07/15/22(Fri)08:45:17 No.882068453 Anonymous >>882068412 (OP) It's not that it might be a dude. It WILL be a dude.

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