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>2am. Hungry >Grab my bitch summoning stick. Bang it on the wall until Mommy arrives >She takes ages to arrives. She's pregnant from some Chad who then dumped her >Tell her I'm hungry and want to go to 297 KB, 300x456 Burger King >"No Anon, it's late. I have to work tomorrow >Tell her it's no wonder Chad left after knocking her up and if she's not nicer to her Good Boy, he'll leave her too. > Her eyes well up and she drives me to Burger King. >l get a kid's meal and play with my toys for a while. >Tell Mommy I want to be the Burger King and to get me a cardboard BK crown. >She asks the manager but he says they're all out. >I start screeching REEEEEEEE but Mommy says there's nothing she can do as there's no other Burger King's open at this hour. >She drives me home. I sulk and watch Kung Fu Panda. >I get an idea. I hide behind the couch and call Mommy into the room. > When she arrives I kung fu chop her in the belly >She rolls around on the ground, crying that she thinks I've hurt the baby. >I pour my piss jug on her head and demand she apologises for not making me the Burger King and tell me I'm the best at Kung Fu. >She keeps sobbing so I drag her into the cupboard and lock her in there until she learns her lesson. >Decide to go take a warm bath in the meantime. F------ normies. Why do they do this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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