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Anonymous 09/27/20(Sun)20:42:13 No.209345239 >>209348568 >>209349383 File: tomboy.jpg (218 KB, 1330x512) Smile >>209345415 >>209347592 There wasn't anyone there that could stop the tomboy. >>209267022 # >tfw your wife calls herself your Amazon, is nearly a foot taller than you, and can carry you around with ease >Used to be super embarrassed of her back in college because she'd emasculate me doing things like bridal carry me around the dorm, tape signs to my dorm room declaring it as her property, loudly tell her friends about how she'd dom me in bed, etc. >For years only let me initiate sex if I could pull off a physical feat she assigned (climb up to her window on the second floor, run five laps around campus, do a hundred pull-ups, etc.) >Was even the one that proposed to me at a Christmas party in front of all our friends. Even on one knee she was around chest-level to me >Took her hunting with me and my friends. We all got jack s---, and she nabbed a near record-setting buck with a f------ bow. >Only realized in the last few years I'm living the dream of thousands of guys

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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