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: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous Prenup Hand PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT yang www. (ID: YVIBryUs) et Respective Rights & Revi 106 KB JPG 07/07/21 (Wed)11:37:38 No.329063944 >Be me 20 year old retard >Marry w---- bitch I thought was my soul mate >I read about prenups and decided to get one >Made her sign a prenup waiving her right to alimony and other things with us both having a lawyer present >Fast forward 2 years she cheats on me and divorces me >Tries to spin a yarn about how I was abusive and other b------- >She gets nothing because of the prenup >I think about it and realize I probably would have been divorce r---- and had my life ruined if not for the prenup Always get a prenup it could save your life

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: Anonymous FOGR RECHER RESPURIONS SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches 10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" Thanks Chad >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period

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Anonymous 156 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)21:05:50 No.880939259 > be me > saw the premiere of the Obi-wan Kenobi ep3 > "what have you become? I am what you made me" > I found it super cool > made funny tiktok meme about (POV: Your ex sees you after your gymrat post break up phase) > Having 100 followers > someone literally screenrecorded it and reposted it > it goes viral > Now i can see many tik toks with this sound F--- you normies. That was my own meme. F--- you all.

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File: hecker.gif (45 KB, 112x112) Anonymous 11/12/21(Fri)19:20:30 No.866604933 >be me >on retardit >see comments section of post > yellow thumb > yellow thumb > n---- thumb >n---- thumb was downvoted to hell >retardit is as racist as we are n---- thumb

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Anonymous (ID: Hj90Qxmc 71 KB JPG 07/19/14(Sat) 20:34:11 No.557467937 >mfw Americans call petrol "gas" >mfw Americans call the servo a "service station" >mfw Americans call a ute a "pickup truck" >mfw Americans call grog "alcohol" >mfw Americans call the bottle-o a "liquor store" >mfw Americans call a billabong a "creek" >mfw Americans call a jumbuck a "dog" >mfw Americans call footy "football" >mfw Americans call macca's "McDonalds" >mfw Americans call hungry jacks "Burger King" >mfw Americans call a bog roll "toilet paper" >mfw Americans call their c---- "friends"

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: Anonymous 86 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon) 09:10:22 No.880922061 >be me >at hot girls house watching netflix >kind of cuddling >been friends for a while but never hooked up >she grabs a blanket and asks if I want any of it >instinctively say no since I'm comfortable >she wraps up tight in blanket which creates barrier between us touching >realize if I said yes we'd be almost on top of eachother and it would be easy to initiate handstuff Can you please make fun of me so I don't make this mistake again?

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Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him 326 KB PNG Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him

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: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros : Anonymous welcome back retard f----- 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422

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