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: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous Prenup Hand PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT yang www. (ID: YVIBryUs) et Respective Rights & Revi 106 KB JPG 07/07/21 (Wed)11:37:38 No.329063944 >Be me 20 year old retard >Marry w---- bitch I thought was my soul mate >I read about prenups and decided to get one >Made her sign a prenup waiving her right to alimony and other things with us both having a lawyer present >Fast forward 2 years she cheats on me and divorces me >Tries to spin a yarn about how I was abusive and other b------- >She gets nothing because of the prenup >I think about it and realize I probably would have been divorce r---- and had my life ruined if not for the prenup Always get a prenup it could save your life

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: Anonymous FOGR RECHER RESPURIONS SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches 10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" Thanks Chad >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period

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Anonymous 156 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)21:05:50 No.880939259 > be me > saw the premiere of the Obi-wan Kenobi ep3 > "what have you become? I am what you made me" > I found it super cool > made funny tiktok meme about (POV: Your ex sees you after your gymrat post break up phase) > Having 100 followers > someone literally screenrecorded it and reposted it > it goes viral > Now i can see many tik toks with this sound F--- you normies. That was my own meme. F--- you all.

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File: hecker.gif (45 KB, 112x112) Anonymous 11/12/21(Fri)19:20:30 No.866604933 >be me >on retardit >see comments section of post > yellow thumb > yellow thumb > n---- thumb >n---- thumb was downvoted to hell >retardit is as racist as we are n---- thumb

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Anonymous (ID: Hj90Qxmc 71 KB JPG 07/19/14(Sat) 20:34:11 No.557467937 >mfw Americans call petrol "gas" >mfw Americans call the servo a "service station" >mfw Americans call a ute a "pickup truck" >mfw Americans call grog "alcohol" >mfw Americans call the bottle-o a "liquor store" >mfw Americans call a billabong a "creek" >mfw Americans call a jumbuck a "dog" >mfw Americans call footy "football" >mfw Americans call macca's "McDonalds" >mfw Americans call hungry jacks "Burger King" >mfw Americans call a bog roll "toilet paper" >mfw Americans call their c---- "friends"

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: Anonymous 86 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon) 09:10:22 No.880922061 >be me >at hot girls house watching netflix >kind of cuddling >been friends for a while but never hooked up >she grabs a blanket and asks if I want any of it >instinctively say no since I'm comfortable >she wraps up tight in blanket which creates barrier between us touching >realize if I said yes we'd be almost on top of eachother and it would be easy to initiate handstuff Can you please make fun of me so I don't make this mistake again?

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Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him 326 KB PNG Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him

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: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros : Anonymous welcome back retard f----- 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422

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: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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