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File: hecker.gif (45 KB, 112x112) Anonymous 11/12/21(Fri)19:20:30 No.866604933 >be me >on retardit >see comments section of post > yellow thumb > yellow thumb > n---- thumb >n---- thumb was downvoted to hell >retardit is as racist as we are n---- thumb

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: Hj90Qxmc 71 KB JPG 07/19/14(Sat) 20:34:11 No.557467937 >mfw Americans call petrol "gas" >mfw Americans call the servo a "service station" >mfw Americans call a ute a "pickup truck" >mfw Americans call grog "alcohol" >mfw Americans call the bottle-o a "liquor store" >mfw Americans call a billabong a "creek" >mfw Americans call a jumbuck a "dog" >mfw Americans call footy "football" >mfw Americans call macca's "McDonalds" >mfw Americans call hungry jacks "Burger King" >mfw Americans call a bog roll "toilet paper" >mfw Americans call their c---- "friends"

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: Anonymous 86 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon) 09:10:22 No.880922061 >be me >at hot girls house watching netflix >kind of cuddling >been friends for a while but never hooked up >she grabs a blanket and asks if I want any of it >instinctively say no since I'm comfortable >she wraps up tight in blanket which creates barrier between us touching >realize if I said yes we'd be almost on top of eachother and it would be easy to initiate handstuff Can you please make fun of me so I don't make this mistake again?

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Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him 326 KB PNG Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him

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Anon gets banned from 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros : Anonymous welcome back retard f----- 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422

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Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)10:47:41 No.880913988 Worst dates, anons? > be me > Incel, 30, still live at home > dad decides to set me up on a blind date with friend's daughter > ask if she's good looking, don't want to go if she's not > he says she is > borrow dad's shirt, aftershave because incel > go to dinner at fancy place > 9/10 stacy already there > utter shock she's not a landwhale, stumble over words > "it's ok anon, don't be nervous. As long as you're as hung as your dad you'll get laid" > mfw this thot has banged my dad > order most expensive dishes and wine, eat dinner > "shall we go back to my place anon?" > excuse myself to toilet, sneak out > stacy left with bill, I left with my virginity

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Femanon can't figure out men | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/27/22(Mon)10:38:03 No.880905152 >be 23 femanon >virgin >all men my age are either pump and dump douchebags who won't settle down or fat, disgusting 50 KB JPG incels >only men who want to settle down are twice my age >men with good jobs are too busy for relationships or too poor to be good caregivers for children CO What the f--- am I supposed to do, /b/ros? I was told that keeping my virginity would get me a good husband but now I am getting older and I haven't ever had a serious boyfriend I could see myself having a future with. I missed out on High School and College sex already. Should I give up and ride the c--- carousel while I am still young and hot or keep going and hope I am still desirable for marriage in my 30's?

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: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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: Anonymous Theory 06/26/22(Sun)22:44:02 No.69196885 ewzuxlywyaep11j.jpg 25 KB JPG There is only one racist person on 4chan. He just keeps switching his IP. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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