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File: 01f070d9cf6468430eb53c8a1(...).jpg (26 KB, 400x400) O Anonymous 06/27/22(Mon)01:04:08 No.880886065 ► >be former me >autistic teen-edgelord >zero game with any girl >one day, typical Stacy decides it would be a great idea to mess with me >walks up with her usual duo of beta women >"Hey anon, are you always by yourself because your d--- is small?" >Ignore her, reach in my pocket, start fondling my d--- >"Oh look, he is pretending he doesn't listen, tiny d--- energy haha" >D--- is slowly growing due to my expert fondling >Stacy grabs my hood, and pulls it, I snap >Stand up >ZIP >pull my d--- out >19cm of thick, rocksolid spergiumite, pulsing with dark energy >her eyes widen, her mouth opens >just looks at it, unable to say a word >her beta orbiters finally snap out of it, and start screeching >pack it back in >teacher approaches me, asks me what the hell happened >tell him they talk s--- again to make my life hard >nothing happens >some days later, I get a message from Stacy >its a nude >block her, and edge myself to sleep

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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