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: Anonymous Walmart gym master race? 338 1398 H24 08/03/21(Tue)02:59:20 No.62863999 19.90 M 5 20210716_153852(1).jpg 755 KB JPG PHO DOLEINO COURNO DOL COLPINO Anyone else just go to the Walmart weight section to work out? Pic rel is from the other day, they have dumbbells, kettlebells, bands, and a few other less useful items. One Walmart even had a whole squat rack on display with a pull up bar but I got banned from there.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.

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: Anonymous ne 77 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---

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Anon is 19 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77 KB JPG 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >cant drive >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies >19 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex View Thread Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps. 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104

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anon asks a question | /r/Greentext

e4907cde3898dd7908c26893bcc4d130--american-psycho-christian- bale.jpg 33 KB JPG >ah I see the company who doesn't care for anyone suddenly cares about women's rights >Hey why are the comments turned off?

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Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)05:57:17 No.165127616 File: 1530257605933.jpg (10 KB, 191x191) >>165127986 >>165127393 # >that old greentext about how the limits of your muscles are the limits of your ability to move, so if you can move without musculature you have essentially infinite potential movement >skeletons in real life would be able to run faster than the speed of light

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Anon reflects on Roe v Wade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: sQ7vm2IQ) 55 KB JPG 06/24/22(Fri)16:26:40 No.383759466 You have no right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body you backward incels. F--- you. So much for freedom, right, you hypocritical swine. 8 Replies : Anonymous (ID: acddakmF) View Thread 06/24/22(Fri)16:29:59 No.383759984 >>383759466 (OP) # >her body there's that phrase again

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Anon jerks off to Anthony fantano | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous jerking off next to gf 747 KB PNG 06/25/22(Sat) 17:43:53 No.10300418 >be me >in bed with gf while shes going to sleep >gets horny >don't wanna disturb her because she is asleep >start jerking off to p--- >c--- >she gets curious and flips over to see what I'm doing >nerves make me alt+tab to anthony fantano video >... >no worries we both start laughing hard I love her so much

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A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 28 KB JPG >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:52:18 No.44357235>>44357256 pocket mortar.jpg (28 KB, 400x300) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357225 Also POCKET MORTAR. Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:56:16 No.44357256 >>44357270 >>44357235 that's a M8 flare pistol with a 37x94 Hotchkiss shell don't fit bud Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:58:39 No.44357270~>>44357483 pocket mortar fit.jpg (14 KB, 300x225) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357256 RICH HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT

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: Anonymous 154 KB JPG >say 2 >say 1 06/24/22 (Fri) 19:57:55 No.880761440 Hey nerds, follow along and what will happen next will shock you >be you >audibly say "H" >touch your either of your n------ >say 3 Thanks for participating Anyway >be me >go on gay t----- p--- site called 4chan >write greentext >post screenshot on plebbit >some girls follow along my greentext and say my name's initial and then touch their nips >I made it you gay virgins No h--- to the bros

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Great idea, Next lets destroy the world with nuke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZnGqpei5 ) 02/28/22(Mon)02:47:09 No.364047841 38 KB JPG >hmm yes, I will destroy my country's economy so I can take over Ukraine, a worthless s------- Is he unironically retarded?

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>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG >turn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon I went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid

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