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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)05:57:17 No.165127616 File: 1530257605933.jpg (10 KB, 191x191) >>165127986 >>165127393 # >that old greentext about how the limits of your muscles are the limits of your ability to move, so if you can move without musculature you have essentially infinite potential movement >skeletons in real life would be able to run faster than the speed of light

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Anon reflects on Roe v Wade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: sQ7vm2IQ) 55 KB JPG 06/24/22(Fri)16:26:40 No.383759466 You have no right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body you backward incels. F--- you. So much for freedom, right, you hypocritical swine. 8 Replies : Anonymous (ID: acddakmF) View Thread 06/24/22(Fri)16:29:59 No.383759984 >>383759466 (OP) # >her body there's that phrase again

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Anon jerks off to Anthony fantano | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous jerking off next to gf 747 KB PNG 06/25/22(Sat) 17:43:53 No.10300418 >be me >in bed with gf while shes going to sleep >gets horny >don't wanna disturb her because she is asleep >start jerking off to p--- >c--- >she gets curious and flips over to see what I'm doing >nerves make me alt+tab to anthony fantano video >... >no worries we both start laughing hard I love her so much

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A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 28 KB JPG >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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Anon feels devilish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:52:18 No.44357235>>44357256 pocket mortar.jpg (28 KB, 400x300) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357225 Also POCKET MORTAR. Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:56:16 No.44357256 >>44357270 >>44357235 that's a M8 flare pistol with a 37x94 Hotchkiss shell don't fit bud Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:58:39 No.44357270~>>44357483 pocket mortar fit.jpg (14 KB, 300x225) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357256 RICH HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT

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Anon does a magic trick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 154 KB JPG >say 2 >say 1 06/24/22 (Fri) 19:57:55 No.880761440 Hey nerds, follow along and what will happen next will shock you >be you >audibly say "H" >touch your either of your n------ >say 3 Thanks for participating Anyway >be me >go on gay t----- p--- site called 4chan >write greentext >post screenshot on plebbit >some girls follow along my greentext and say my name's initial and then touch their nips >I made it you gay virgins No h--- to the bros

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Great idea, Next lets destroy the world with nuke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZnGqpei5 ) 02/28/22(Mon)02:47:09 No.364047841 38 KB JPG >hmm yes, I will destroy my country's economy so I can take over Ukraine, a worthless s------- Is he unironically retarded?

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Anon made a disgusting mistake | /r/Greentext

>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG >turn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon I went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid

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Anon watches Men In Black | /r/Greentext

06/30/21 (Wed)18:31:02 No.153027669 >BRO LMAO WHAT IF HE WANT BIG GUN BUT HE GET LITTLE GUN INSTEAD? >LMAO YEAH AND THEN HE SHOOT IT AND IT BLAST HIM BACK BECAUSE LITTLE GUN ACTUALLY POWERFUL This made boomers s--- their pants with laughter : Anonymous 41 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed)18:33:47 No.153027744 >Not understanding the continued theme of the movie that things aren't what they seem to be at first You got filtered by the most basic of basic 90s films, you f-----. >>153027864 # >>153034407 # >>153034427 # >>153036570 # >>153037749 # >>153038111 # >>153041040 # >>153041415 # >>153041551 # >>153042327 # >>153042822 # >>153049180 # >>153053380 # >>153054817 # >>153057091 # >>153060125 # >>153060386 #

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anon didnt pay attention in physics class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)11:23:42 No. 16177532 >playing Bloodborne >friend comes online on PSN >asks me if I wanna play co-op >sure why not >reach a boss that has an electrical aura >friend applies electricity to his weapon >"yo why are you doing that, it sure is immune to electricity" >"nah, if my electricity meets his, it will cause an electrical discharge and it'll weaken him" >"that is f------ retarded, it's just a video game" >he attacks the boss >after three hits it has a discharge, losing its electrical aura >boss goes down easily >"see I told you, Anon"

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Anon at the playground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous IM FINE 186 KB PNG 05/07/18(Mon) 22:00:33 No.767972929 >>767971805 (OP) # Told this story by my dad but only remember a bit of it. >be me >small child >at playground inside the mall >pretty trashy and small but good for small childern >go to talk to and play with other childern >child starts wailing on me for no reason >I get up and move to another group of kids and start to play with them >after a little bit the kid who was wailing on me comes over to me and starts waking on me again >this happens to me at least 5 more times of me going to other groups of kids only to have him follow me and keep hitting me >eventually I had enough of his s--- >go up to top of play structure >kid follows me up and starts hitting me a bunch again >push him off >he falls onto the concrete be loans a loud crunch is heard >crys from concerned parents ring out >nothing is said from him though he doesn't even move >my dad then said he ran up the structure scooped me up and ran away >we got in the car and drove off and never went to that mall for a few years >dad says I might have killed that kid and he didn't want to deal with the consequences of that which is why he bolted

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Bulgarians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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