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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon reminisces about a greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)05:57:17 No.165127616 File: 1530257605933.jpg (10 KB, 191x191) >>165127986 >>165127393 # >that old greentext about how the limits of your muscles are the limits of your ability to move, so if you can move without musculature you have essentially infinite potential movement >skeletons in real life would be able to run faster than the speed of light

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Anon reflects on Roe v Wade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: sQ7vm2IQ) 55 KB JPG 06/24/22(Fri)16:26:40 No.383759466 You have no right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body you backward incels. F--- you. So much for freedom, right, you hypocritical swine. 8 Replies : Anonymous (ID: acddakmF) View Thread 06/24/22(Fri)16:29:59 No.383759984 >>383759466 (OP) # >her body there's that phrase again

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Anon jerks off to Anthony fantano | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous jerking off next to gf 747 KB PNG 06/25/22(Sat) 17:43:53 No.10300418 >be me >in bed with gf while shes going to sleep >gets horny >don't wanna disturb her because she is asleep >start jerking off to p--- >c--- >she gets curious and flips over to see what I'm doing >nerves make me alt+tab to anthony fantano video >... >no worries we both start laughing hard I love her so much

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A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 28 KB JPG >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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Anon feels devilish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:52:18 No.44357235>>44357256 pocket mortar.jpg (28 KB, 400x300) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357225 Also POCKET MORTAR. Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:56:16 No.44357256 >>44357270 >>44357235 that's a M8 flare pistol with a 37x94 Hotchkiss shell don't fit bud Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:58:39 No.44357270~>>44357483 pocket mortar fit.jpg (14 KB, 300x225) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357256 RICH HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT

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Anon does a magic trick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 154 KB JPG >say 2 >say 1 06/24/22 (Fri) 19:57:55 No.880761440 Hey nerds, follow along and what will happen next will shock you >be you >audibly say "H" >touch your either of your n------ >say 3 Thanks for participating Anyway >be me >go on gay t----- p--- site called 4chan >write greentext >post screenshot on plebbit >some girls follow along my greentext and say my name's initial and then touch their nips >I made it you gay virgins No h--- to the bros

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Great idea, Next lets destroy the world with nuke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZnGqpei5 ) 02/28/22(Mon)02:47:09 No.364047841 38 KB JPG >hmm yes, I will destroy my country's economy so I can take over Ukraine, a worthless s------- Is he unironically retarded?

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Anon made a disgusting mistake | /r/Greentext

>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG >turn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon I went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid

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Anon watches Men In Black | /r/Greentext

06/30/21 (Wed)18:31:02 No.153027669 >BRO LMAO WHAT IF HE WANT BIG GUN BUT HE GET LITTLE GUN INSTEAD? >LMAO YEAH AND THEN HE SHOOT IT AND IT BLAST HIM BACK BECAUSE LITTLE GUN ACTUALLY POWERFUL This made boomers s--- their pants with laughter : Anonymous 41 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed)18:33:47 No.153027744 >Not understanding the continued theme of the movie that things aren't what they seem to be at first You got filtered by the most basic of basic 90s films, you f-----. >>153027864 # >>153034407 # >>153034427 # >>153036570 # >>153037749 # >>153038111 # >>153041040 # >>153041415 # >>153041551 # >>153042327 # >>153042822 # >>153049180 # >>153053380 # >>153054817 # >>153057091 # >>153060125 # >>153060386 #

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anon didnt pay attention in physics class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)11:23:42 No. 16177532 >playing Bloodborne >friend comes online on PSN >asks me if I wanna play co-op >sure why not >reach a boss that has an electrical aura >friend applies electricity to his weapon >"yo why are you doing that, it sure is immune to electricity" >"nah, if my electricity meets his, it will cause an electrical discharge and it'll weaken him" >"that is f------ retarded, it's just a video game" >he attacks the boss >after three hits it has a discharge, losing its electrical aura >boss goes down easily >"see I told you, Anon"

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Anon at the playground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous IM FINE 186 KB PNG 05/07/18(Mon) 22:00:33 No.767972929 >>767971805 (OP) # Told this story by my dad but only remember a bit of it. >be me >small child >at playground inside the mall >pretty trashy and small but good for small childern >go to talk to and play with other childern >child starts wailing on me for no reason >I get up and move to another group of kids and start to play with them >after a little bit the kid who was wailing on me comes over to me and starts waking on me again >this happens to me at least 5 more times of me going to other groups of kids only to have him follow me and keep hitting me >eventually I had enough of his s--- >go up to top of play structure >kid follows me up and starts hitting me a bunch again >push him off >he falls onto the concrete be loans a loud crunch is heard >crys from concerned parents ring out >nothing is said from him though he doesn't even move >my dad then said he ran up the structure scooped me up and ran away >we got in the car and drove off and never went to that mall for a few years >dad says I might have killed that kid and he didn't want to deal with the consequences of that which is why he bolted

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Bulgarians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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