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: Anonymous 04/20/18(Fri)14:39:13 No.44822 >out with my friend >sitting on a bench >be talking >people throwing us weird glances >think it's because of the obscene topics 283 KB PNG >dont care >keep talking >suddenly one old dude comes up to me >"Excuse me, Sir, but who are you talking to" I wish I was kidding. I've already made an appointment with a psychiatrist. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Threa

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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06/20/22(Mon)20:28:09 No.18007684 > be me at burger king > order number 2 combo plain w/ cheese > receive my food > it's a number 2 combo with everything on it > irritated but we can work it out > ask for them to replace it with : Anonymous Simply Awful BURGER KING 12 KB JPG correct order > receive my food again > it's a number 2 combo plain w/ no cheese > bruh > ask for cheese > old man working the register gets p----- > yells at me that i didn't specify w/ cheese > old man yells at coworkers to give me my food > they give me my food > it's a number 2 combo plain w/ no cheese

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: Anonymous THREE HOURS LATER 06/21/22(Tue)11:27:11 No.880557669 >be me >Watching p--- >New video pops up >H-------- it's my high school crush >She's giving the guy a h------, still clothes >The moment of truth is about to shine >She takes off her top 113 KB PNG >Still in a bra and panties >She slowly removes her bra >She has Denny's pancake areolas >I turn off the video and go to bed crying

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Anon cant find his place in social media | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG Anonymous I know that feel, OP. (Most original post ever). 06/21/22(Tue)10:14:04 No.69123916 View Thread 06/21/22(Tue)10:42:28 No.69124074 1 Reply >go on normal sites >called misogynistic >go on here >called a feminist

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Anon has intercourse with a tard | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:18:50 No.69124662 [Reply] This board is lame tonight, give tard Stories. I'll start. >Be me >9 years old >Go to Christian summer camp >There's a tard in my group, let's call him Bobby >He has down syndrome and cannot form a coherent sentence >Parents raised me to be nice to everybody, so I am nice to Bobby >He takes a liking to me (not in a gay way) >A ways waves hello, likes to sit near me etc. >One day, an Israeli woman comes to the camp to explain to us the wonders and glories of Israel >We all gather round >Tard sits next to me >Get bored, glance over at him >He's looking at me >There's a massive snot bubble pulsating from his nostril >Point it out to him >He starts giggling >Get the attention of his handler >As she wipes away the booger, he stares at me with a look of pure betrayal. This is where I f----- up. >Next day >We are playing soccer >As we are walking down the sidewalk, Bobby runs up behind me >Approaches me with a look of pure contempt >Unleashes his tard strength >Grabs me by the neck with one hand >Lifts me in the air and starts giggling >I'm in state of pure terror, he could easily snap me in half >He throws me towards the sidewalk >Luckily I land on my ass >Handler rushes over and tells him he did a no-no. >He remains triumphant, knowing his superior tard genetics allow him to crush untermensch like me >Walks away giggling Anyway, that's why you never betray a tard. Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:40:20 No.69124823 Tldr, OP had hot sweaty sex with a retard. Put me in the screenshot reddit

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Anon hires an escort | /r/Greentext

01/15/21 (Fri)18:46:28 No.844936687 V₁ + V₂ m₂ + m₂ RT m₂ RT TH : Anonymous RT, (m+m₂)RT. (m+m₂)RT, Pj = m; RTM₂ RG RT R *-200sy-00 ax ll ayr 1₂2. əzi 1₂ = √(x + 78₂)² + y² + 1601638899698.jpg 180 KB JPG >hire escort >she tells me its $100 for a--- >agree >meet her at her hotel room >pull down pants and start to put on condom >she walks behind me >feel something enter my ass >chickdick.tmp >she c--- >tells me thanks and gives me $100 >mfw (my + m₂ m. P R m. T + 1 +14) + 4 Bsat Gm, Tisat Isat 1₂ sat Gm3 Fosat M(X+Fz)

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Anonymous work stories thread > be me > walmart employee > always scheduled for nights > be on the night shift 431 KB PNG > see a man in the parking lot > he's just standing there > i go up to him > he doesn't say anything > i ask him if he's okay > he doesn't say anything > i ask him if he needs help > he still doesn't say anything > i ask him if he's lost > he finally talks > he says "i'm not lost, im here to make you pay" > pulls a knife, but doesn't get any closer to me > i s--- myself > run back into the store crying > tell my manager what happened > he calls the cops > cops get here and find the man > he's still just standing there > they arrest him and take him away > i never saw him again 06/21/22(Tue)12:04:29 No.880556644

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Anonymous >be me, 15 year old immigrant in America 102 KB JPG >family moves to place with people that speak my native tongue >a lot of kids at school speak my language but they bully me so never talk to anyone or make any friends >my only interaction with any english speakers is watching spongebob, family guy and the likes >learn english from these shows >10 years later >have a job >people are surprised by how good my english is >but I only ever talk in quick witty one liners >I get some quick laughs sometimes but add nothing to conversations >never have any good conversation with any coworkers or peer because don't know how to >only ever have quick small talks with a couple of quick one liners followed by awkward silence Learned English but not how to talk, I'm socially inept /b/, what do I do? 06/20/22(Mon)20:59:32 No.880524596

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Anon Meets a Sigma Male | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)18:18:47 No.67134420 I I 000 downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG Story from today >Go to use restroom >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?

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THIS SUBREDDIT NEEDS NEW MODS. They’re all inactive except one fuckhead who just creates new r34 subreddits. We need new mods who will install repostsleuthbot, delete reposts and tell all reposters to FUCK OFF. NOW. | /r/Greentext

Boosie BadAzz @BOOSIEOFFICIAL u send 1 billion to Ukrainian but you can't spend a 100 mill for snipers to be put n our schools to protect our kids!! It's a sad ass world we live n

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California vs. Texas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)09:09:16 No.15 California or Texas, your choice. > California The democrats rule with near absolute power > People s------- in the street in SF > Rampant Crime, No jail time > Unfordable housing (NIMBY) > Massive homeless problem > Texas The Republicans rule with near absolute power > Racism and Sexism > Your politicians will let you freeze to death > You better f------ go to church > Kids getting shot at school > Every single Ballot ever: [] Republican [] Democrat

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Anon plays uno | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/21(Mon)18:47:08 No.144971906 UNO person-uno.png 103 KB PNG >"Nice play Mr. Bond, however you did not announce you were almost finished, so now you are two cards further from victory."

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