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Anonymous >be me, 15 year old immigrant in America 102 KB JPG >family moves to place with people that speak my native tongue >a lot of kids at school speak my language but they bully me so never talk to anyone or make any friends >my only interaction with any english speakers is watching spongebob, family guy and the likes >learn english from these shows >10 years later >have a job >people are surprised by how good my english is >but I only ever talk in quick witty one liners >I get some quick laughs sometimes but add nothing to conversations >never have any good conversation with any coworkers or peer because don't know how to >only ever have quick small talks with a couple of quick one liners followed by awkward silence Learned English but not how to talk, I'm socially inept /b/, what do I do? 06/20/22(Mon)20:59:32 No.880524596

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)18:18:47 No.67134420 I I 000 downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG Story from today >Go to use restroom >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?

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THIS SUBREDDIT NEEDS NEW MODS. They’re all inactive except one fuckhead who just creates new r34 subreddits. We need new mods who will install repostsleuthbot, delete reposts and tell all reposters to FUCK OFF. NOW. | /r/Greentext

Boosie BadAzz @BOOSIEOFFICIAL u send 1 billion to Ukrainian but you can't spend a 100 mill for snipers to be put n our schools to protect our kids!! It's a sad ass world we live n

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Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)09:09:16 No.15 California or Texas, your choice. > California The democrats rule with near absolute power > People s------- in the street in SF > Rampant Crime, No jail time > Unfordable housing (NIMBY) > Massive homeless problem > Texas The Republicans rule with near absolute power > Racism and Sexism > Your politicians will let you freeze to death > You better f------ go to church > Kids getting shot at school > Every single Ballot ever: [] Republican [] Democrat

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: Anonymous 01/11/21(Mon)18:47:08 No.144971906 UNO person-uno.png 103 KB PNG >"Nice play Mr. Bond, however you did not announce you were almost finished, so now you are two cards further from victory."

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Are ya winning son? >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete retard irl >dominate every player 93 KB JPG >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again

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: Anonymous 01/25/19(Fri) 20:46:58 No.790932821 >be me >"depressed" 12 year old >decide i want to kill myself >family planning to go to the beach 23 KB JPG >prepare my final plan >get to beach >go inside water >scream "goodbye forever" >throw AA battery into the sea >mfw still alive >everybody laughing at me for being retarded >mfw I'm probably retarded

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01/09/21 (Sat) 19:31:39 No.61788673 : Anonymous > be me > make deeply personal post on 4chan detailing painful events etc. > someone sees this and posts it to r/greentext 71 KB JPG > they recieve 1000 wholesome awards > they get gilded with silver, gold, platinum, argentium, and ternion medals all worth over $500 dollars > mfw all I get is called a f----- on 4chan what even is reddit?

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06/21/22(Tue)13:27:09 No.69123342 : Anonymous 78 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue) 13:28:51 No.69123356 This is your final warning to buy a bidet >>69123413 # >>69123659 # : Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue) 13:35:00 No.69123413 >have out of control hemmorhoids >ass literally turns inside out every time I s--- >have to push it all back inside with my fingers every time >isn't painful but takes about a minute and I have to insert a finger fully into my ass >>69123356 # heed this >>69123459 # >>69123476 # >>69123661 # >done taking a s--- >go to wipe ass >liquidy s--- soaks the tp >finger breaks through and i accidentally finger my shitfilled a------ feels bad man

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Anonymous >be me, 15 year old immigrant in America 102 KB JPG >family moves to place with people that speak my native tongue >a lot of kids at school speak my language but they bully me so never talk to anyone or make any friends >my only interaction with any english speakers is watching spongebob, family guy and the likes >learn english from these shows >10 years later >have a job >people are surprised by how good my english is >but I only ever talk in quick witty one liners >I get some quick laughs sometimes but add nothing to conversations >never have any good conversation with any coworkers or peer because don't know how to >only ever have quick small talks with a couple of quick one liners followed by awkward silence Learned English but not how to talk, I'm socially inept /b/, what do I do? 06/20/22(Mon)20:59:32 No.880524596

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