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Anonymous >be me, 15 year old immigrant in America 102 KB JPG >family moves to place with people that speak my native tongue >a lot of kids at school speak my language but they bully me so never talk to anyone or make any friends >my only interaction with any english speakers is watching spongebob, family guy and the likes >learn english from these shows >10 years later >have a job >people are surprised by how good my english is >but I only ever talk in quick witty one liners >I get some quick laughs sometimes but add nothing to conversations >never have any good conversation with any coworkers or peer because don't know how to >only ever have quick small talks with a couple of quick one liners followed by awkward silence Learned English but not how to talk, I'm socially inept /b/, what do I do? 06/20/22(Mon)20:59:32 No.880524596

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)18:18:47 No.67134420 I I 000 downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG Story from today >Go to use restroom >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?

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Boosie BadAzz @BOOSIEOFFICIAL u send 1 billion to Ukrainian but you can't spend a 100 mill for snipers to be put n our schools to protect our kids!! It's a sad ass world we live n

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Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)09:09:16 No.15 California or Texas, your choice. > California The democrats rule with near absolute power > People s------- in the street in SF > Rampant Crime, No jail time > Unfordable housing (NIMBY) > Massive homeless problem > Texas The Republicans rule with near absolute power > Racism and Sexism > Your politicians will let you freeze to death > You better f------ go to church > Kids getting shot at school > Every single Ballot ever: [] Republican [] Democrat

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: Anonymous 01/11/21(Mon)18:47:08 No.144971906 UNO person-uno.png 103 KB PNG >"Nice play Mr. Bond, however you did not announce you were almost finished, so now you are two cards further from victory."

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Are ya winning son? >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete retard irl >dominate every player 93 KB JPG >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again

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: Anonymous 01/25/19(Fri) 20:46:58 No.790932821 >be me >"depressed" 12 year old >decide i want to kill myself >family planning to go to the beach 23 KB JPG >prepare my final plan >get to beach >go inside water >scream "goodbye forever" >throw AA battery into the sea >mfw still alive >everybody laughing at me for being retarded >mfw I'm probably retarded

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01/09/21 (Sat) 19:31:39 No.61788673 : Anonymous > be me > make deeply personal post on 4chan detailing painful events etc. > someone sees this and posts it to r/greentext 71 KB JPG > they recieve 1000 wholesome awards > they get gilded with silver, gold, platinum, argentium, and ternion medals all worth over $500 dollars > mfw all I get is called a f----- on 4chan what even is reddit?

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

06/21/22(Tue)13:27:09 No.69123342 : Anonymous 78 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue) 13:28:51 No.69123356 This is your final warning to buy a bidet >>69123413 # >>69123659 # : Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue) 13:35:00 No.69123413 >have out of control hemmorhoids >ass literally turns inside out every time I s--- >have to push it all back inside with my fingers every time >isn't painful but takes about a minute and I have to insert a finger fully into my ass >>69123356 # heed this >>69123459 # >>69123476 # >>69123661 # >done taking a s--- >go to wipe ass >liquidy s--- soaks the tp >finger breaks through and i accidentally finger my shitfilled a------ feels bad man

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