Do you larp to increase gains? No.67262326 17 hours ago : witcher.jpg JPG 57.2 KiB 500x565 >pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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: Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)02:50:21 No.880537182 14 KB JPG This retarded dwarf (literally 4'7") is somehow my boss at work. She f------ blasts NPR the whole day from her office and always talks openly and loudly with anyone who will pay attention that she's f------ the manager who she used to get plowed by when she was 16. The job wouldn't be so bad if not for the women, but especially this f------ stinky f--- bridge troll. Whoever thought it was ok for w*men to have exec jobs in STEM, kindly point yourself out so I can take you with me when I kill myself Anyway she keeps her fb login on a sticky note by her computer. I'm too dumb to think of anything Faggotbook login: yuce Password: *

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Anonymous 07/19/20 (Sun)01:39:17 No.22506467 >tell my girlfriend that a person from my past, who I used to have feelings for, has returned and that they still have feelings for me Semua >tell her that I would like things to work out between us, but that I'm not sure who I'll end up choosing 228 KB GIF >her demeanor turns cold and she swiftly breaks up with me Why did she get so upset? I was honest with her, and told her that I wanted things to work out. I didn't do anything wrong. Anonymous 07/19/20 (Sun)01:41:13 No.22506468 >>22506467 (OP) You f------ autist. Good for your girlfriend.

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Anonymous (ID: VS1B6VMJ 50 KB JPG Just sitting there getting fatter and lazier with completely impaired social skills. Playing video games makes you a bottom tier degenerate subhuman. 284 Replies / 48 Images 06/21/22(Tue)06:53:08 No.383189310 Playing video games is the absolute worst loser habit you can have. Hours upon hours spent on useless colorful pixels for a quick dopamine hit. View Thread

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Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:12:14 2013 No.28948961 File: 196 KB, 800x548, cat spotter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] Quoted by: >>28951790 >>28954630>>28956072 >>28938581 >>28938665 You have to teach your cat something useful. I had a buddy whose cat was his spotter in online gaming. Back in the day in Planetside 1, his cat would spazz out and bat at the screen while he was playing. At first he just got annoyed that the cat was getting in the way, but after a little while he realized that the cat could SEE the predator-esque ripple outline of cloakers moving around and was batting at them. After he realized that he got a lot of angry PM's accusing him of hacking when he would pop cloakers as soon as they turned up on his screen.

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: Anonymous 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay EST >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with 77 KB JPG one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---

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: Anonymous 07/07/21 (Wed)18:40:29 No.64474293 >be me, white, 21 >have cancer, get it treated with chemo at the hospital >it's abosulte hell, but I manage to survive it >leave the hospital 31 KB JPG >few days later, I'm in the urban area to buy groceries >it's really busy & theres angry people walking through the streets with signs up, can't be bothered to even read it. >hear some guy screaming 'SKINHEAD' >group of people wearing black clothes starts beating me up and kicking me for no reason, manage to pull through >now I'm in the hospital again >Didn't see any of their faces because they were wearing masks, so the police can't arrest anyone Just kill me already. I'm not a skinhead, nazi, whatever. I'm not even a right winger. Just a centrist

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Do you larp to increase gains? No.67262326 17 hours ago : witcher.jpg JPG 57.2 KiB 500x565 >pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

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