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Do you larp to increase gains? No.67262326 17 hours ago : witcher.jpg JPG 57.2 KiB 500x565 >pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)14:55:06 No.20425968 I want a book, which begins with introducing protagonist as someone 406 KB PNG cool/confident/competent/chad/etc with a lot of ambitious goal. And then entire book is about how he fails at everything and he essentially becomes a f------ loser. Any recommendations? : Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)15:07:20 No.20426039 >>20425968 (OP) # Has the protagonist considered therapy? >>20426057 #

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Anonymous 07/19/20 (Sun)01:39:17 No.22506467 >tell my girlfriend that a person from my past, who I used to have feelings for, has returned and that they still have feelings for me Semua >tell her that I would like things to work out between us, but that I'm not sure who I'll end up choosing 228 KB GIF >her demeanor turns cold and she swiftly breaks up with me Why did she get so upset? I was honest with her, and told her that I wanted things to work out. I didn't do anything wrong. Anonymous 07/19/20 (Sun)01:41:13 No.22506468 >>22506467 (OP) You f------ autist. Good for your girlfriend.

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Anonymous (ID: VS1B6VMJ 50 KB JPG Just sitting there getting fatter and lazier with completely impaired social skills. Playing video games makes you a bottom tier degenerate subhuman. 284 Replies / 48 Images 06/21/22(Tue)06:53:08 No.383189310 Playing video games is the absolute worst loser habit you can have. Hours upon hours spent on useless colorful pixels for a quick dopamine hit. View Thread

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Anonymous 11 KB JPG subject back up What does she do with it, bros? 7 Replies / 3 Images 06/15/22(Wed)23:40:06 No.880222915 >Drinking beers with my buddy >Sex life comes up >Talks about his last gf >Mentions she doesn't swallow >Ask him what she does with it >Immediately changes the subject >Gets p----- when I try to bring the View Thread

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Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:12:14 2013 No.28948961 File: 196 KB, 800x548, cat spotter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report] Quoted by: >>28951790 >>28954630>>28956072 >>28938581 >>28938665 You have to teach your cat something useful. I had a buddy whose cat was his spotter in online gaming. Back in the day in Planetside 1, his cat would spazz out and bat at the screen while he was playing. At first he just got annoyed that the cat was getting in the way, but after a little while he realized that the cat could SEE the predator-esque ripple outline of cloakers moving around and was batting at them. After he realized that he got a lot of angry PM's accusing him of hacking when he would pop cloakers as soon as they turned up on his screen.

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: Anonymous 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay EST >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with 77 KB JPG one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---

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: Anonymous 07/07/21 (Wed)18:40:29 No.64474293 >be me, white, 21 >have cancer, get it treated with chemo at the hospital >it's abosulte hell, but I manage to survive it >leave the hospital 31 KB JPG >few days later, I'm in the urban area to buy groceries >it's really busy & theres angry people walking through the streets with signs up, can't be bothered to even read it. >hear some guy screaming 'SKINHEAD' >group of people wearing black clothes starts beating me up and kicking me for no reason, manage to pull through >now I'm in the hospital again >Didn't see any of their faces because they were wearing masks, so the police can't arrest anyone Just kill me already. I'm not a skinhead, nazi, whatever. I'm not even a right winger. Just a centrist

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Do you larp to increase gains? No.67262326 17 hours ago : witcher.jpg JPG 57.2 KiB 500x565 >pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

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