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OP get pwned by brazilian poster. | /r/Greentext
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![File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18 (Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "I'll suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/388/328/882.jpg "anon goes to jail | /r/Greentext")
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![Dating Anonymous (ID: fzmnvcw/) 12/17/23(Sun)18:22:33 No.452198296 [Reply]► >>452199938 >>452199972 >>452200078 >>452200135 >be me 21 male >get girlfriend 16 female coworker >get along great date for 8 months >take her to meet mother and father >mother finds out how old she is >yells at me calling me a creep who takes advantage of little girls and how I should be in prison and literally vomits after I answer her question if I slept with her which was yes we lost our virginity to each other and demands I break up with her >dad is p---- wiped just does whatever she wants >calls my work place telling them I quit and finds out my girlfriends parents phone number and she called me crying saying we can't be together anymore >me no job, no girlfriend, depressed >3 months later can't find another job never talked to my girlfriend again and probably never will again I texted her and she either blocked me or changed her phone number because I keep getting text not received >mom tries to cheer me up saying other girls are out there and she set me up on a blind date >I go because why not >it was a 29 year old woman who was a very unsubtle entitled bitch the entire time and then even showed me pictures of her children to her credit they weren't black but I wanted nothing to do with her >she demanded I pay for the entire bill I didn't and bailed and left her with it >come home mom excited asked me how it went I told her bluntly I wasn't going to date or marry a 30 year old single mother she basically called me immature and that I was like my father and I state the simple reality that she is not having grandkids and even if I do have kids I'm not letting her around them she called me a spoilt brat who needs to grow up >four months pass depressed still no job, or girlfriend Why are white mother like this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/720/990/11d.png "Anon and dating. | /r/Greentext")
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