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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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HYUNDAI 1111 1F4513C5-7BE1-49CC-AFCB-82DF445C98CD.jpg 625 KB JPG >>67168619 (OP) # >drive up to deadlift bar >*beep* *beep* *beep* >drop down into position >*pshhhhh* >imagine hydraulic fluid inside body being compressed by master cylinder >*beep* *beep* *beep* >In this moment, I am forklift Something like this, usually >>67171044 # >>67171087 # >>67171138 # 25BH-9

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: Anonymous 06/17/22(Fri)09:40:12 No.69074589 >be me >freshman year of college >normie friends force me to go to a party with them >get absolutely trashed >near end of the night 23 KB JPG >also wasted qt 6/10 starts chatting me up >very obviously checking me out >actually don't flounder this encounter because drunk confidence >we end up in some guy's bedroom alone >start kissing >she lifts her shirt off >thisisit.jpeg >look at her t------ >feel overwhelming compulsion >say "SOLID RACK BROTHER" in my best randy savage voice >give her a slap on the nipple >she is frozen in both shock and disgust >puts her clothes on and leaves immediately I don't get it, why does this keep happening to me? View Thread

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Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 10:34:23 No.880295671 >be me >Lonely and bored >Make a suicide thread on 4chan to see if I can get some pity >Anons correctly identify it as a larp >Tell me to take others with me, relentlessly call me a f-----, and 15 KB JPG call me fake and gay >Now actually depressed and suicidal F--- you, anons. I'm in Orlando, FL, and at this time tomorrow, I'll be on the news. The flags will fly at half mast because of my work

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>be me >be black >be at super bowl party last night >telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy guy calling me n----- 23 KB JPG >some white girl I'm not even talking to flinches and has a disgusted look on her face and says "please don't use that word" >I say "what word? N-----?" >she then says "you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word" >I tell her I'm the only black person here and I'm telling a story >she say "IDC I don't like when people use that word around me" >her three beta orbiters then walk over

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: Anonymous USB3.0 TO IDERSATA 06/17/22(Fri)10:37:01 No.880288173 hddreader.png 412 KB PNG >be me >have gf >borrow hard drive reader from her dad >gf breaks up with me >mfw free hard drive reader

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Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)11:44:28 No.880250562 >>880250618 >>880250813 >>880250862 I took this picture today, I think it goes pretty hard. Thoughts? >> Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)11:45:41 No.880250618 ► Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)11:46:35 No.880250674 >> Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)11:47:44 No.880250736 Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)11:48:40 No.880250793 ► >>880250957 File: 1507926226409.jpg (64 KB, 1413x800) >a tortoise has become stranded on an old country road. It is hot and dehydrated. A Volvo estate car is speeding down the road and will inevitably run over the tortoise. How does this make you feel? Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)11:49:03 No.880250813 ►

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Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 9 >27 year old virgin >start talking to girl who I know through mutual friends >hit it off 25 KB JPG >go over to her place to drink >going well >starts kissing me >let's go to my bed anon >go to bed and she strips down and starts rubbing her p---- >end up licking her p---- >lick for 5 minutes >f--- me anon! F--- me! >get nervous and pretend I don't hear her >insecure about size >she pushes my head away and is desperate for my c--- >pulls it out and gives it a bit of a look >starts rubbing it >pulls out condom >"let me put this on anon ;)" >puts condom on me and stroked me a few times >uhhhnng >can't hold it anymore >c--- starts twitching and explodes in the condom >she starts laughing and sees my facial expression and immediately covers her face and can't help it Does this count as losing my virginity? She stopped responding to me now what do I do? : Anonymous Have you considered suicide? 06/17/22 (Fri)07:21:32 No.880278900 06/17/22(Fri)07:24:02 No.880279025

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: Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)14:24:47 No.880257459 > i was so nervous to tell my cat that i'm gay but i knew i had to do it. >i sat down with her and said, "hey, kitty. 191 KB JPG > i need to tell you something." > she looked at me with her big, green eyes and i knew she could sense how nervous i was. > "i'm gay," i said, finally getting the words out. > she just stared at me for a few seconds before purring and rubbing her head against my hand. > i sighed in relief, thankful that she still loved me I feel seen and heard

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: Anonymous 07/27/18 (Fri)16:59:41 No.47105985 > Play No Man's Sky > Warp to a new system > Get achievement > Discover a new planet > Get achievement > Refuel warp drive 28 KB JPG > Get achievement > Walk 10 feet > Get achievement > Shove dildo up my ass > Get achievement Is this what it's like to be a tard?

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