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: Anonymous 'All I wanted was to be loved': Virgin, 27, is arrested after posting on Facebook his plan to carry out mass shooting at Utah women's march and kill 'as many girls as I see' because he had been rejected so many times By Jennifer Smith For Dailymail.com 15:43 22 Jan 2019, updated 16:55 22 Jan 2019 Kris Cleary 30 min-2 All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000 not a bunch of his not money none of that. All I wanted was to be loved, yet no one cares about me I'm 27 years old and I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see 1654429767722.jpg 484 KB JPG We need an incel holocaust. Incels need to be identified, rounded up, and exterminated. They're a genuine threat to civilization : Anonymous 06/05/22(Sun)22:57:06 No.68922383 >>68922886 # 06/05/22(Sun)22:57:59 No.68922393 06/05/22(Sun)23:01:03 No.68922423 06/05/22(Sun)22:54:35 No.68922356 Anonymous Anonymous >>68922356 (OP) # >is a virgin >posts on facebook like a 80 IQ idiot >goes to prison >no longer a virgin

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)21:41:27 No.840147015 Back in 2003 I used to think scorpions weren't real. Fast forward to about a week ago >be me walking outside for the first time in a year 40 KB JPG >see some kinda f------ alien c--- sucker thing on the ground >pick it up > it hits me with its tail thing >F-----.png >I throw that f----- like I was in the MLB I know now that scorpions are real & I don't like them View Thread

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>in high school >some chick tells me gays deserve equal rights >my first ever time learning about gays and Igb rights >that's weird but whatever idc 295 KB PNG >in college, start to learn about other genders >"trannies are natural and chopping off genitalia is cool" >w-- that's really really weird but whatever idc >get a job >have to state my gender and take lgbtq+ trainings >every show I watch has gays and trannies >characters I used to love are big gay and t----- >starting to get absurd seeing all the pandering to gays >one days, 8 year old daughter comes home and says her teacher said anyone can become any gender when they grow up >not happy with this b-------. I didn't sign up for this propagation of gender dysphoria promotion >can't do anything about it >see post on internet about trans children >comment dissent >"f--- you bigor anon you suck why are you a bigot when this doesn't even affect you, you seem obsessed like you're a closet gay"

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Anon's bf takes her to Fartmart | /r/Greentext

File: smile2.png (1.22 MB, 871x867) Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 18:57:20 No.68914826 >>68914839 >>689 >bf driving me home >tell him we never go on dates anymore >he says "alright whatever let's go to walmart" >walmart dates aren't my favorite but i'll take it >we walk in >he stands there at the entrance and lets out a massive fart >stands there for 10 seconds while the sound is blasting from his butt >i feel super embarrassed but everyone pretends not to notice >"alright i'm done, lets go home" >we literally leave and drive home W-- JUST HAPPENED? □ Anonymous 06/04/22(Sat) 18:58:53 No.68914839 >>68914884 File: 1635901627779.jpg (17 KB, 447x330) >>68914826 (OP) >walmart dates ULES

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Femanon takes advice from 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home and want to be a wife and mommy) 9 KB JPG >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.

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do it for the keks and lulz | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/22(Fri)16:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) 36 KB JPG >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time should I? View Thread 06/03/22(Fri)16:27:50 No.68895728 1 Reply : Anonymous it would be funny

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Thanks Elon, very cool. | /r/Greentext

>be me >traveling to Earth to annihilate the human race >see earth >fire up the death ray >too late >get hit by a f------ tesla roadster 19 KB JPG traveling at f------ mach speed playing david bowie >completely destroys my ship and kills my entire crew >mfw

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Anon dislikes Jordan Peterson | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/22(Sun)15:23:37 No.879538671 >'So what's your opinion on toilet paper Mr Peterson Sir?' >Stares >Any and all warmth drain from face >Clench jaw muscles >Work up a good s-- 21 KB JPG >"Toilet paper. You're asking me about toilet paper?" >Deafening silence as Peterson crosses his hands and internally debates on the coolest looking pose he could strike while having a existential crisis again >Works up a good s--, like a nice strong whine and good ole fat tears >Interviewer nervously chuckles, Peterson's stare hardens >"Toilet paper is necessary", he whispers >"I'm sorry what was that?" >He looks down and then back up, and then back down again and back up, jaw muscles clenching and endulating with the experience of years of affecting a deep emotional turmoil >uncrosses his hand, crosses legs, briefly brings up hand to his face before crossing his hands again and leaning forward >"Toilet paper is the quintessential backbone of modern society," he cries out, his voice now higher than the female interviewer's >Rant about human history and the availability of toilet paper being so sure a sign of unfathomable luck that any who does not see it might as well rip out their eyes and down them with a bottle of vinegar >interviewer doodles on notepad while Peterson starts to work up a good steam, eventually crying and going red >intern posts the interview on YouTube with click bait title, hundreds of teens download it and make My little dark age edits over it What a time to be alive

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Anon is the chadman | /r/Greentext

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welchs 274169 Nood PR Carl Theor Carib arib COOK Carib C ALLERGIES >apply to jobs that are not transparent with their hourly pay and only imply that it's good >use fake name >lie out of my ass in the application in order to ensure they call me >get told their pay during the interview >they always aren't good >ghost them >post their hourly wage on Google reviews, and put a 1 star if it's particularly s--- f--- you, be transparent you stingy cucks pic related

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Anonymous 250 KB JPG >hyperventilate depressed f--- and actually considered it I was f------ retarded my god 1 Reply 05/31/22(Tue)02:12:42 No.879211754 >be me 5 or 6 years ago >total newfag >hear about 4chan in class or some s--- and check it out >type :) as a joke in /v/ >Get death threats and called a n----- in under 20 seconds for like 30 minutes because I was a View Thread

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