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Anonymous 12/26/21 (Sun)20:04:15 No.869372782 ► >>869372993 >>869378511 >>869379634 >>869381295 >>869371487 (OP) > Alright so, hooked up with this girl and she asked if I was cool that she was in an open relationship. No worries, I thought, definitely no attachments, this works. > So she messages and asks if I want to come over, but says her boyfriend's there and it's cool. I had no idea what to expect. > But I did not expect to get there, and get introduced to this guy who's painting his f------ warhammer miniatures >So i get introduced and he asks me some s--- about whether I like his color choice for a bit and then we go to the next room and he keeps painting these things while I bang his girl >Two weeks later she messages and says "there's a group of guys over" and can I come over > So the way she writes I think there's some gangbang and I'm going to legit feel like a p--- star and rush over >I get there and there's some f------ warhammer tournament in her house >Like thirty incels wanting to show me there f------ toys. It was like a f------ reddit meetup >Then literally the only girl there asks me to come to the back room and f--- her t Daddy Hey babe! Come over and f--- me! There'll be tons of dudes though, is that ok? Of course! Time to be a f------ pornstar! Are those two having sex up there again? Who cares about that s--- when there's battles to be won lol Totally, dude. Nice color choice by the way!

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: Anonymous POST- MODERN -ISM A GRAPHIC GUIDE 121 KB JPG Anonymous 427 KB JPG 01/06/25(Mon) 18:34:48 No.24087247 >literally just another tactic of the ruling class to silence dissent >Nah dude, this s--- is actually deep man, you just take paintings and make them really ugly, and then that says something about like society or something 01/06/25(Mon) 18:47:50 No.24087271 >>24087247 (OP) # The contradictions of culture in post- industrial global capitalism are the situation everyone is faced with. So you need to face it head-on, instead of saying 'it's all a trick' and retreating into - what else? Some kind of pastiche of old authentic culture for you to consume in the intervals between your meaningless job propping up an absurd speculative economy and your meaningless screen time spent on an absurd literature forum where all people ever discuss are memey caricatures of ideas? Sounds very postmodern to me, if I may be so bold as to say so. I recommend Jameson's Postmodernism book if you're actually interested in the topic and want to learn about some artists more interesting than Warhol. >>24087282 # >>24087673 # >>24088643 #
10h (01/07/25 13:46) 207691855 128 Re 23 Img JPG 32KB (700x700) player-120-unnie-v0-r0otkxy9yf9e1.jpg 31 Replies Squid game >Appears >Explains her backstory >Carries her team so hard I start reconsidering my stance on trannies >She is an ex soldier > She Carries Gi-Huns entire uprising >Start accepting trans people completely >Me when I realise squid game made me accept trans people in 7 episodes by making them cool as f--- Why doesn't the west do this? Instead they have pride parades where men walk around butt booty naked.
Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #
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