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05/17/22(Tue)16:15:07 No.168142421 >MEOW MEOW MEOWWW MEOW MEOWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWW 05/17/22(Tue)16:21:37 No.168142562 : Anonymous 235 KB JPG : Anonymous >>168142421 (OP) # Go around!! The other door is open!.... F---!!! >>168142909 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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$File: D2BBB9A2-FC77-4833-9B2B-3(...).png (65 KB, 500x396) O Anonymous 05/21/22(Sat)05:41:28 No.878562207 [Reply] >be me >26 years old, smoked weed daily for 10 years >shoot people down when they tell me to quit >girlfriend constantly insisting we should stop >finally give in >1-2 days in and it's sucks >can't sleep or concentrate >make it to a week >start having more energy >wake up in a better mood >serotonin actually deploys through normal activities\hobbies >feelsgoodman$

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Anon discover British food | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7z10MwnH >be me >british 米 >conquer 1/3 of the world for spices >seasoning their food only with salt and water >food taste like a wet drywall 6 KB PNG 05/21/22(Sat)20:42:08 No.15266365

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anon has a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 86 KB JPG 05/21/22(Sat) 03:23:51 No.878540004 >be me >wake up >eat >work >eat >browse the same three websites repeatedly for 3 hrs >sleep >repeat What the f--- is the point of life?

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Anon tries to pick up a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66845319 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me 8 REPLIES

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Anon can return to theaters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LADbible Australia LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA 2d. The Marvel comic book writer will now be able to keep up his cameo appearances from beyond the grave. 439 LAD BIBLE AUSTRALIA U.S.MAIL MARVEL SIGNS DEAL TO HAVE C.G.I STAN LEE APPEAR IN FUTURE FILMS 56EF6ED1-3ED2-4DB7-A0A6-C9B6E8DCBABE.jpg 1.59 MB JPG >Ah finally, I can rest easy knowing I can come in the theaters again 05/20/22(Fri)23:11:21 No.878548315

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anon hates this generation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)17:15:05 No.854186812 Zoomers >lets goooo >finna >no cap >vibing 103 KB JPG >rn >fr >ion 42 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

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12/29/18(Sat)18:31:43 No.788513303 >be me 17 today >into erotic hypnosis >Family out to dinner obviously didn't invite my autistic ass >thisismynight.pepe >get completely nakey >lay on bed and play some thot hypnotisis audio on speaker : Anonymous 23 KB JPG >Dropse me in a trance >Turns out to be some femdom sissy s--- >asks me to lick p---- >Ofukyea.kek >the whole time I'm so aroused my pp leaking c-- >She finally commands me to c-- >Best orgasm of my life >open eyes >mom is sobbing on the floor >Dad is screaming about how I was jamming my tongue in n out >Never heard them come in cuz in trance >They both ignore me around the house >What do /b/?

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Anon has an announcement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:07 No.4142940 I 676677.jpg 26 KB JPG *ahem* Everyone, I have an announcement to make. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)07:14:48 No.4142941 7687878.png 183 KB PNG *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop**schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop**schlop*

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Anon and goose | /r/Greentext

>be me, 4th grade >be kid no one likes >at recess, a------ kids offer me 5 dollars to bitchslap a goose on the playground 20 KB JPG >hell yeah pokemon card money >run up to goose, and slap that f----- >goose goes a------, and begins to attack me >start screaming and running like a bitch >goose chases >I turn around, and grab the f------ throat, and spin it around like mario in mario 64 >pic related >never did get my 5 dollars *x 700 #120

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Anon‘s girlfriend won‘t stop farting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz Best thread on 4chan right now >>267225105 # 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026

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Anon doesn’t let life get him down | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Asking a girl out 78 KB JPG frogposters? 11/14/20(Sat) 18:25:14 No.60909992 >be me >20yrs old >Lifes good >Ask some girl I found attractive out >She refuses >Lifes still good How are you doing my fellow

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each burger is less than a dollar each | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/17(Fri)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # 229006205 # Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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