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: Anonymous Ume 548 KB PNG 05/13/22(Fri)20:08:30 No.66749772 >resting after set >think "just so you're aware, I know you're reading my mind" >car parked across the street speeds off

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Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
File: 1723257964548.jpg (16 KB, 524x522) Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:54:55 No.207504653 >>207504774 >>207504791 >>207504872 >>207505010 >>207505335 >>207506734 >>207507148 >>207512414 >>207516675 >ACCESS TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:59:22 No.207504774 ►>>207504891 >>207504653 (OP) >UNLESS YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO WANDER ALONE AT NIGHT IN THE VERY FIRST MOVIE! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:04:24 No.207504891 >>207504774 >STAY IN YOUR DORMITORIES AT NIGHT OR ELSE A F------ TROLL WILL CLUB YOU >DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WONDER ON A RANDOM STAIRCASE TO A RANDOM DOOR OR AN UNDISCLOSED HELL DOG WILL DEVOUR YOU >AND DO NOT, ABSOLUTLEY NOT, LOOK THE HIPPOGRIFF DEAD IN ITS EYES OR IT WILL SLICE YOUR GUTS OPEN jesus dumbledore really abused his clout to have zero saftey regulations Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:13:22 No.207505146 >>207520205 File: file.jpg (449 KB, 1920x800) >>207508959 >>207511253 >>207514545 >A student has entered the forbidden forest? RELEASE THE R--- CENTAURS
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