![Anonymous [*] 02/28/22(Mon)19:22:55 N0.14599946 125 KB PNG WHAT DO YOU MEAN TROOP MORALE IS LOW? GIVE THEM BANANAS!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE RAN OUT OF BANANAS????](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/359/317/579.jpg "Anon ran out of banana. | /r/Greentext")
Anon ran out of banana. | /r/Greentext
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![File: 3gnqzq.png (185 KB, 600x600) I'm a disgusting p------------ that doesn't deserve to exist Anonymous 05/03/22(Tue)05:13:48 No.68469585 [Reply] >>68469943 >>68470898 >be me >13 >Have a happy childhood, loving parents, lots of friends >enter puberty >have first crush on a girl my age >so far, nothing out of the ordinary. Normal teen developing sexuality >don't have feelings for girls over my age but assume it will appear as I get older >2 years pass. So far, things are normal >but then start to notice that the girls l'm attracted to aren't aging with me >worse, they seem to get younger >immediately a worrying thought pops up in my head >"Am I a P--------?" >instantly, I push that thought away >"Pedophiles are the lowest sects of society, I do not want to be part of that group" >hope it's just a phase and that I will somehow find adults sexy over time >a year pass >2 years pass >3 years pass >about to f------ graduate High School and I still can't find adults sexy >by this point there was no denying >l begin to panic >l do everything I can to make myself normal >try to j------- to adult p---, both straight and gay >still nothing >l even dated a woman, hoping this would make me normal >doesn't work out and we eventually break up >as a last desperate attempt, I google "how to cure p---------" >results say it cannot be cured, that it's hard-wired into the brain >start becoming heavily depressed >attempt suicide multiple times >people notice my depression and ask me what's wrong >what the f--- do I tell them >go to a psychiatrist, tell him I want to chemically castrate myself >don't give a s--- if it'll give me Man Boobs, better that being a p*do >tells me he can't do that because it's too risky >l'm 23 now >still can't find girl my age attractive >can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore My hope is that l'll die from something so that l'll walk up to God and beat the ever living s--- out of him for making me like this. 9 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/359/217/8a7.jpg "Anon is a P--- | /r/Greentext")
