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Anonymous 6 minutes ago 68466589 >be 22 year old me >NEET for 4 years >in bed playing vidya in room >mom bursts in >she raises her voice >"that's it, i've had enough of this" >im confused >"whats up?" >"this stops right now anon, you either look for a job RIGHT NOW or I'm kicking you out and i mean it, i will call the police to remove you from my house" >"i'm not going to tolerate you not working any longer, if you can't find a job, grandma will hire you at the bar" >i sigh because i knew this day would come >"no need to call the police, i'll go" >her face changes >"what are you talking about? just work and you can stay, you can stay in this house for as long as you wish" >"i'm not going to do that mom" >she looks lost for words >"whats wrong with you? me and your father have worked all our lives, you have to work, thats how life goes" >i stand up from bed >i go and fetch a sleeping bag from the spare room >grab my phone, +300$ in christmas/ birthday money, and the backpack i used for school >go to the door >my mom is crying >"please just apply for a job, please just try and work something easy" >"no" >walk out the house >shes just at the door crying, watching me >go to mcdonalds and grab a double quarter pounder meal >eat it and chill inside there for 30 minutes on the wifi 3 REPLIES Anonymous 4 minutes ago 68466608 >>68466589 (OP) >pretty late now >go to the local place where all the homeless people sleep >they try to hustle me and check my pockets for any money but i got my phone and money in a ziplock bag in my underwear >they think i'm dirt poor and let me sleep there >talk to a nice old man named ivan who said hes been homeless for 17 years >pretty cool guy >said he was in some old rock band or something >cold as f--- and boring, read some book I bought from barnes and noble and listen to the homeless peoples stories to pass the time, plus exploring random abandoned buildings >make daily trips to mcdonalds >3 days pass >mom calling me >"why haven't you called me? why haven't you come home? >"you kicked me out mom" >"where are you? are you ok? please come home, forget about applying for jobs, please just come home" >"ok i will" >go home and mom hugs me telling me how sorry she is, kisses my head and says shes sorry for how she acted i will never work a job and nobody will ever make me, i would rather die on the streets than be a wagecuck. i refuse to do it. 1 REPLY

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Anonymous 6 minutes ago 68466589 >be 22 year old me >NEET for 4 years >in bed playing vidya in room >mom bursts in >she raises her voice >"that's it, i've had enough of this" >im confused >"whats up?" >"this stops right now anon, you either look for a job RIGHT NOW or I'm kicking you out and i mean it, i will call the police to remove you from my house" >"i'm not going to tolerate you not working any longer, if you can't find a job, grandma will hire you at the bar" >i sigh because i knew this day would come >"no need to call the police, i'll go" >her face changes >"what are you talking about? just work and you can stay, you can stay in this house for as long as you wish" >"i'm not going to do that mom" >she looks lost for words >"whats wrong with you? me and your father have worked all our lives, you have to work, thats how life goes" >i stand up from bed >i go and fetch a sleeping bag from the spare room >grab my phone, +300$ in christmas/ birthday money, and the backpack i used for school >go to the door >my mom is crying >"please just apply for a job, please just try and work something easy" >"no" >walk out the house >shes just at the door crying, watching me >go to mcdonalds and grab a double quarter pounder meal >eat it and chill inside there for 30 minutes on the wifi 3 REPLIES Anonymous 4 minutes ago 68466608 >>68466589 (OP) >pretty late now >go to the local place where all the homeless people sleep >they try to hustle me and check my pockets for any money but i got my phone and money in a ziplock bag in my underwear >they think i'm dirt poor and let me sleep there >talk to a nice old man named ivan who said hes been homeless for 17 years >pretty cool guy >said he was in some old rock band or something >cold as f--- and boring, read some book I bought from barnes and noble and listen to the homeless peoples stories to pass the time, plus exploring random abandoned buildings >make daily trips to mcdonalds >3 days pass >mom calling me >"why haven't you called me? why haven't you come home? >"you kicked me out mom" >"where are you? are you ok? please come home, forget about applying for jobs, please just come home" >"ok i will" >go home and mom hugs me telling me how sorry she is, kisses my head and says shes sorry for how she acted i will never work a job and nobody will ever make me, i would rather die on the streets than be a wagecuck. i refuse to do it. 1 REPLY

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