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>hate women >eat lunch >hate women less Upon closer inspection, I may not have been a misogynist, just hangry

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon has no confidence | /r/Greentext

11/11/20(Wed)06:41:26 No.60863896 >Think that everyone f------ hates me >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe that, I should ask people straight up if they hate me 722 KB PNG >Don't have any friends, so I ask my mom if she hates me >"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out differently" That clearly means she hates me Anonymous

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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Anon wants to die. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB PNG 05/02/22(Mon)12:45:39 No.68462311 >talk to a woman on the internet for 3 months >she sends her pic >its the darkest looking gorilla black woman I've ever seen >delete account and cut off all contact holy f--- why is god doing this to me. i want to die

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Anon slept on his balls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:16:48 No.66327543 >>66327212 (OP) # >sleep on stomach >try to sleep naked one night >end up with one nut under my leg for half the night It was fine but it still hurt, briefs all the way from now on >>66327560 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:18:06 No.66327560 >>66327543 # How droopy are your balls that they can just get lost? >>66327572 # >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:12 No.66327572 >>66327560 # Pretty droopy in the summer >t. lives in the southeast U.S >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:47 No.66327583 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:20:14 No.66327590 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:21:05 No.66327605 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:22:33 No.66327626 >>66327560 # >>66327572 # >Ooooh bother, I slept on my left nut again 5 KB JPG 66207650+ 66007744 +

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Anon is lighter than air | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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Anon does not like J.K Rowling | /r/Greentext

File: j.k.-rowling-at-harry-pot(...).jpg (251 KB, 1200x1800) Po SED AND Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon)16:59:35 No.20311708 [Reply] ► >>20311873 >>20311908 >>20311916 > Writes a saga that becomes popular just for marketing (literally even generic anime is better) > Hated by based critics and scholars > Only loved by millenial nerds > Failed as an adult writer > Became frustrated > Became irrelevant > Start to say non sense s--- on twitter > Boomer crisis > Becomes one of the most cringe author in existence #1 reply omitted. Click here to view.

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Least schizophrenic 4chan user spotted in the wild. | /r/Greentext

File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get laid if you do this.

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Anon has his doubt about life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB JPG 05/02/22(Mon)18:47:15 No.877381590 >I c-- inside a p---- >Apparently in my c-- there's little fish like swimming creatures >9 months later a human being emerges People expect me to believe this s---?

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anon chose goblin mode | /r/Greentext

SLEEK'N'TEARS 1f6.jpg 71 KB JPG >wake up but eyes still closed >all black >a text appear >start day as: 1-normal mode 2-goblin mode >f--- it let's go goblin mode this time >regain consciousness after 2 days after hearing " sentenced for life without parole

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Anon is a honorable business man | /r/Greentext

>be me >be criminal in europe >Break into house >kill father >R--- and kill mother >kill son >R--- and kill daughter >kill family dog >be me >be criminal in USA >Break into house >get shot by father >get shot by mother >get shot by son >get shot by daughter >get shot by family dog >get shot by spider in the corner of the room >neighbor comes over and shoots my dead body >Cops are called they come and shoot my dead body >be me >be criminal in Russia >break into house >get jumped by six gopniks and a bear. >be me >be criminal in Afghanistan >Break into stone shack >die in U.S.A.F airstrike >be me >be criminal in japan >break into a single house >steal s--- and leave >become haunted by spirits of ancestors >end up killing myself for being VARRY DISHONORABRU! >some f----- youtuber in a gay green hat records my body in a forrest. >be me >be criminal in Australia >break into house >home owner throws a boomerang at my gravity belt >it breaks >he laughs as a fall into outer space 9

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Anon has a condor | /r/Greentext

File: cutiewithtits.jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.629176850 have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:59 No.629176965 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:18 No.629177001 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:40 No.629177042 ► >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:30 No.629177130 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:53 No.629177179 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:50 No.629177305 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:51 No.629177306 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 19:46 No.629177428 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No.629177751 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 >>629178184 >>629178506 >>629178609 File: 1434306256997.gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet

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