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11/11/20(Wed)06:41:26 No.60863896 >Think that everyone f------ hates me >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe that, I should ask people straight up if they hate me 722 KB PNG >Don't have any friends, so I ask my mom if she hates me >"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out differently" That clearly means she hates me Anonymous

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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Anonymous 57 KB PNG 05/02/22(Mon)12:45:39 No.68462311 >talk to a woman on the internet for 3 months >she sends her pic >its the darkest looking gorilla black woman I've ever seen >delete account and cut off all contact holy f--- why is god doing this to me. i want to die

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Anon slept on his balls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:16:48 No.66327543 >>66327212 (OP) # >sleep on stomach >try to sleep naked one night >end up with one nut under my leg for half the night It was fine but it still hurt, briefs all the way from now on >>66327560 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:18:06 No.66327560 >>66327543 # How droopy are your balls that they can just get lost? >>66327572 # >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:12 No.66327572 >>66327560 # Pretty droopy in the summer >t. lives in the southeast U.S >>66327626 # : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:19:47 No.66327583 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed)20:20:14 No.66327590 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:21:05 No.66327605 : Anonymous 04/13/22(Wed) 20:22:33 No.66327626 >>66327560 # >>66327572 # >Ooooh bother, I slept on my left nut again 5 KB JPG 66207650+ 66007744 +

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Anon is lighter than air | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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Anon does not like J.K Rowling | /r/Greentext

File: j.k.-rowling-at-harry-pot(...).jpg (251 KB, 1200x1800) Po SED AND Anonymous 05/02/22 (Mon)16:59:35 No.20311708 [Reply] ► >>20311873 >>20311908 >>20311916 > Writes a saga that becomes popular just for marketing (literally even generic anime is better) > Hated by based critics and scholars > Only loved by millenial nerds > Failed as an adult writer > Became frustrated > Became irrelevant > Start to say non sense s--- on twitter > Boomer crisis > Becomes one of the most cringe author in existence #1 reply omitted. Click here to view.

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Least schizophrenic 4chan user spotted in the wild. | /r/Greentext

File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get laid if you do this.

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Anon has his doubt about life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB JPG 05/02/22(Mon)18:47:15 No.877381590 >I c-- inside a p---- >Apparently in my c-- there's little fish like swimming creatures >9 months later a human being emerges People expect me to believe this s---?

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anon chose goblin mode | /r/Greentext

SLEEK'N'TEARS 1f6.jpg 71 KB JPG >wake up but eyes still closed >all black >a text appear >start day as: 1-normal mode 2-goblin mode >f--- it let's go goblin mode this time >regain consciousness after 2 days after hearing " sentenced for life without parole

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Anon is a honorable business man | /r/Greentext

>be me >be criminal in europe >Break into house >kill father >R--- and kill mother >kill son >R--- and kill daughter >kill family dog >be me >be criminal in USA >Break into house >get shot by father >get shot by mother >get shot by son >get shot by daughter >get shot by family dog >get shot by spider in the corner of the room >neighbor comes over and shoots my dead body >Cops are called they come and shoot my dead body >be me >be criminal in Russia >break into house >get jumped by six gopniks and a bear. >be me >be criminal in Afghanistan >Break into stone shack >die in U.S.A.F airstrike >be me >be criminal in japan >break into a single house >steal s--- and leave >become haunted by spirits of ancestors >end up killing myself for being VARRY DISHONORABRU! >some f----- youtuber in a gay green hat records my body in a forrest. >be me >be criminal in Australia >break into house >home owner throws a boomerang at my gravity belt >it breaks >he laughs as a fall into outer space 9

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File: cutiewithtits.jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.629176850 have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:59 No.629176965 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:18 No.629177001 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:40 No.629177042 ► >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:30 No.629177130 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:53 No.629177179 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:50 No.629177305 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:51 No.629177306 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 19:46 No.629177428 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No.629177751 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 >>629178184 >>629178506 >>629178609 File: 1434306256997.gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet

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Anon works for a bank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >mid 2000s >work at a call center for a major bank chain >have monthly goals of accounts to open and products to sell 71 KB JPG >reasonable goals, doable >someone finds an exploit that let's you get credit for any account somebody made within 90 days, regardless of if you opened it for them or not >even other people in the call center could get duplicate credit for the same accounts using the exploit >our numbers go up, corporate is praising us as master salesman >some of the managers don't know about the exploit but many of them do and don't care, they just like seeing number get big for the shareholders >one lady who works there is blind >really nice lady, born blind, but makes it work and has a setup that allows her to do her job >she doesn't do the exploit, tries to meet the goals legit and honest >everyone else doing the exploit is making our goal numbers get higher, you cannot legitimately do it anymore and meet them >blind lady gets written up a bunch but still tries her best to do it honestly >her husband dies and her mental health takes a toll, has nobody at home now to help her >corporate machine keeps grinding her down even still >I ended up leaving the job but I still think about her from time to time and hope she's okay Just goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished in the wageslaving world. Yeah she should have just done the exploit but it sucks that her being honorable and honest was punished. >>68451555 # >>68453401 # 05/01/22(Sun)22:34:27 No.68451542

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