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04/28/22(Thu)06:06:44 No.68405968 >be me >live at my home >live in upper-middle class area and everyone in my area is some haughty yuppie c--- with some b------- job in marketing >do things like pilaties and own gay dogs like french bulldogs, etc 143 KB JPG >take garbage to the side of my street >assholes fill it with their dog's s--- >some don't even bag it >f------ gross >i even have a sign out front saying don't do this but they do it anyway >start buying bricks, around 1000 bricks actually >leave ample supply in my room and keep a few on my window frame. rest are in my shed >garbage cans are out >a------ comes along and puts dog s--- in garbage >tell him to f--- off, he flips me off >gave him fair warning, throw brick at him >hits him in the leg >looks like that hurt >ready to throw second but he limps off in pain >success >another comes along >throw brick, hits him in the head >goes down hard, dog runs off in fear >police get called and show up >no one knows what happened, cops just say he was mugged by n------ or something >continue this for a few weeks, several scalps claimed etc etc >notice a decline in yuppies walking dogs on my street >furthermore people avoid me in the neighbourhood, cross the street as i approach >several rumours about me spread >mfw i have conquered an entire neighbourhood of yuppies by assaulting them with bricks >to this day none have even attempted to challenge my claim to power Anonymous

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