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Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:06:27 No.68404106 Does she like me? Should I date this girl? And does she like me? >I am a blue eyed white man >she is an ethnic black/Latina/indian girl 653 KB JPG >we knew eachother our whole lives but rarely saw eachother >we are only friends (acquaintances) because our parents were friends before we were born >she is a naive church girl >she is a super leftist blm advocate >she is the only girl who has been super friendly to me and puts in effort for my attention >every time we she picks a movie to watch its always a black ethnic girl white guy duo (Chris hemsworth Tessa Thompson) Your thoughts? Im too much of a retard to know. 5 Replies View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: Nek7TjvN The Wall 04/27/22(Wed)21:49:00 No.375043650 >hey Cuckservatives, how'd everything turn out with that big wall Trump promised you? >I'm sure it inconvenienced illegal immigrants who had to go through the extra hassle of buying cheap power tools from across the street and wasting 30 minutes of their day to cut through those rusty old bars 72 KB JPG >Does it make you upset that Bannon & his pals pocketed a good chunk of that money you donated to the Wall's construction so he could pay for that nice Yacht of his? At least it's a nice political prop Trump gave you so you'll have something to remember him by

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11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 Anonymous I deserve a gf >I'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) 120 KB JPG >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >I've been told I am handsome >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >I am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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Anonymous (ID: LaJXGHIY 11/19/21(Fri)11:30:03 No.348406348 File: 1637148081031.png (240 KB, 526x585) >Rittenhouse gets cleared of all charges >About to exit court room >Judge yells out from behind: >hey kid >Rittenhouse turns around >you forgot this >Tosses him his AR15 >Credits roll, Eye of the Tiger plays AUN

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: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:20:37 No.68404586 Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- 21 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:35:25 No.68404680 : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:01:06 No.68404837 >>68404586 (OP) # >Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- Okay, I'll start with you. As a result I now care more about what peolple 245 KB PNG think.

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: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

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