Nobody Is As Ready For Pillowy Mounds Of Mashed Potatoes As Uncle Phil
'Thanksgiving Grandma' Plans To Reunite With Mistaken Friend For The 9th Year Since 2016
Blessed By The Gift Of Prophecy, This Headline By 'The Onion' Has Been An Inspiration For Schadenfreude Memes
People Are Joking About How Korean Mahwa 'The Ki Sisters' Is Like 'Baki For Women'
The Slang Term 'Degen' Has Become A Staple Of Meme And Crypto Culture Over The Past Few Years

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:20:37 No.68404586 Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- 21 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:35:25 No.68404680 : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:01:06 No.68404837 >>68404586 (OP) # >Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- Okay, I'll start with you. As a result I now care more about what peolple 245 KB PNG think.

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1170px x 1405px)

File size: 148 KB

: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

View All 43,941 Images

More:

We saved him! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

Pin

Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) 11058542 3 Re 0 Img JPG 2MB (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon 9m (5/6 13:31) - 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---. ...

Pin

Anon pops plastic bags | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: PDKJ+x0c 08/21/18(Tue)17:44:22 No.6237711 >be me >order some s--- on amazon >three days later, package arrives >take stuff out >find those plastic little bags of air, like 30 of them >idea.png >start popping them outside 16 KB JPG >loud af, sounds like gunshots >even better idea, start screaming and begging for help while popping at the same time >do this for 10 minutes >finally go back in laughing my ass off >20 minutes later, hear sirens outside and commotion >hear someone through a loudspeaker saying "we know you're in there, come out with your hands up!" >refuse to come out scared shitless How badly did I f--- up, lads?

Pin

Doctors hate anon for this one simple trick | /r/Greentext

File: d8og2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(.).jpg (39 KB, 640x818) fatties btfo Anonymous Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.

Pin

Anon is literally Robert Pattinson | /r/Greentext

Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?

Pin

Anon is worried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 uh oh > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" 8 KB JPG think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo >I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) >I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Pin

Anon uses Linux | /r/Greentext

Pin

Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing one of these letters, but… | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #

Pin

Transception | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:11:05 No.25524851 Stealth date Quick run down: im a stealth trans girl living with cis people, not a soul knows about my secret. One of the guys has been really friendly and i dont know what happened but now we are going out together. We said we'd go to the gun store together but i dont think we're *just* going to the gun store... 143 KB JPG How do i not f--- up this insanely perilous situation? The guys cute, friendly, decently smart. I could enjoy things with him! But theres a big risk. : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:17:19 No.25524929 >the gun store 23 KB JPG >>25524971 #

Pin

Anon bakes an abomination | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)07:50:45 No.17314316 brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made.

Pin

The apple dosent fall far from the tree | /r/Greentext

02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.565352 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply : Anonymous 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

Pin

Anon asks a auestion | /r/Greentext

le: tea.jpg (51 KB, 714x714) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:40:52 No.877069773 >>877069875 >>877069978 >>877070012 I'm a homosexual male, ask me anything O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:42:45 No.877069875 File: why-are-you-gae-.gif (1.04 MB, 498x280) >>877069907 WHY AREY OU GAE >>877069773 (OP) #

Pin

+1

Greentext Stories - anon listens to advice | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:20:37 No.68404586 Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- 21 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:35:25 No.68404680 : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:01:06 No.68404837 >>68404586 (OP) # >Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- Okay, I'll start with you. As a result I now care more about what peolple 245 KB PNG think.

View Gallery Random Image

Image Details

318 views (19 from today)

Uploaded Apr 28, 2022 at 11:44AM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/356/305/a78.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Movies Without CGI

Movies Without CGI

The Social Contract

The Social Contract