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: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)08:20:09 No.876969875 >Be me >First year of high school >Lunch break >Sitting at my desk, listening to music >School bully comes out of 176 KB JPG nowhere >"Give me your lunch money, bitch." >l pretend I don't hear him >He forcibly takes off my headphones >"YOUR MONEY, BITCH.' >With a dead stare I say "Oh I am terribly sorry, your mom's moans last night must have damaged my eardrums." >Entire class goes crazy >He lets out an angry roar and channels all of his strength into one punch >l block it with the palm of my hand, the resulting sound from the shockwave echoes through the entire school >"Now what?" >The girls start squirting uncontrollably >He's s------- his f------ pants out of fear >With a single strike to his abdomen, he gets flung into the smart board and shatters it >l say nothing and go back to my music Don't make me angry if you know what is good for you.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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