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Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:07:32 No.68376566 >be me >late night at the college campus >class is over so walking back home >see cutie carrying lots of books and looking at her phone >books slip and fall down >be a little socially awkward but realize this is like a f------ romcom and maybe i could finally have 7 KB JPG someone to love >pick them up and tell her I could walk her to wherever shes going >she thanks me and then mentions im really strong carrying all these books >think she's retarded because she wasnt even struggling when carrying them so she shouldnt be impressed but after a couple of minutes realize she's probably flirting >almost coom >decide to joke around and tell her Im strong enough I could totally r--- her and there's nothing she could do about it >she doesn't laugh but she asks for her books back and tells me she can go alone from here since it's kind of a long way and doesn't want to bother me >be confusedand tell her i literally have nothing else to do so I could walk her all the way >she says she's better alone so follow her for a bit to make sure she's safe >she's walking normally but see her quickly reach one of those emergency boxes around campus and press the button multiple times >realize she's probably taking the joke out of context and is going to accuse me of trying to r--- her >cant deal with this s--- right now so run away I f------ hate women anons

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