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Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:07:32 No.68376566 >be me >late night at the college campus >class is over so walking back home >see cutie carrying lots of books and looking at her phone >books slip and fall down >be a little socially awkward but realize this is like a f------ romcom and maybe i could finally have 7 KB JPG someone to love >pick them up and tell her I could walk her to wherever shes going >she thanks me and then mentions im really strong carrying all these books >think she's retarded because she wasnt even struggling when carrying them so she shouldnt be impressed but after a couple of minutes realize she's probably flirting >almost coom >decide to joke around and tell her Im strong enough I could totally r--- her and there's nothing she could do about it >she doesn't laugh but she asks for her books back and tells me she can go alone from here since it's kind of a long way and doesn't want to bother me >be confusedand tell her i literally have nothing else to do so I could walk her all the way >she says she's better alone so follow her for a bit to make sure she's safe >she's walking normally but see her quickly reach one of those emergency boxes around campus and press the button multiple times >realize she's probably taking the joke out of context and is going to accuse me of trying to r--- her >cant deal with this s--- right now so run away I f------ hate women anons

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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