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: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:45:07 No.68043020 UL Bros... I f----- up... >Be NEET >Have bathroom connected to my room so don't have to piss in bottles >Bathroom has window that| leave open all day so the room airs out 40 KB JPG >Window is covered by net so bugs can't come in >But slugs still can because they compress themselves or some s--- >Just so happens that lots of slugs hang out outside the window for some reason >Always try to get rid of them peacefully, always liked slugs so l can't bring myself to kill them >See same slug come in every day >ldentifiable by size, bigger than all the others >Decide to call him slugbro and let him roam my bathroom, he always leaves on his own when it's bored of it >Even start leaving him bits of cabbage leaves from time to time >Sometimes let him come onto my finger and watch as he crawls around >Slugbro is my friend >Whenever I go to the bathroom in the morning, I see slugbro hanging out by the window waiting to be let in >Fast forward to 10 minutes ago >Need to s--- real bad >Go into the bathroom in a hurry >Sit down on the toilet and drop the most massive log that ever inhabited my bowels >Feel like my intestines are abandoning my body and like my anus is gonna prolapse at any moment >Eventually calm down after a while of exploding into my toilet >Feel something slimy in my leg >Get up from toilet >Slugbro is squelched on the seat >l killed my only friend Always thought he'd be killed by a bird someday, but instead this happened. He didn't deserve it... 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)21:47:35 No.68043043 Rip slugbro

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
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