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O Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)14:39:05 No.875540509 >slow time at work, talking with co-workers about things >can't remember what the subject started with, but we were talking about people changing names >this one dude is personally offended by the concept, so personally that I had to ask him why >he explains that he hates trans people, and they change their names, and that's why he thinks people changing names is bad and evil >l chime in to say I personally don't give a f--- about what other people wanna do, if someone tells me that their name is Pigeon then I'm gonna call them Pigeon >this dude is now so mad that he's red in the face "Well what if I told you I want to be called - idk f--- it - Captain Fancypants? And then get f------ offended when you don't?" "I mean if that's what you wanted to be called then imma just call you that." "I don't believe you." >he dares me to do it for a month and I do >first morning he's surprised I even remembered that >a few people ask about it and I explain the situation >they start correcting each other when one of them accidentally uses his real name "Oh he goes by Captain Fancypants now." >soon everyone's picked up on calling him that >l get a summons from the HR >they tell me that he told them what's going on >there were two witnesses to the conversation, full proof that I was the one who started this >mfw I'm the one getting in HR trouble for respecting his preferences

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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