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O Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)14:39:05 No.875540509 >slow time at work, talking with co-workers about things >can't remember what the subject started with, but we were talking about people changing names >this one dude is personally offended by the concept, so personally that I had to ask him why >he explains that he hates trans people, and they change their names, and that's why he thinks people changing names is bad and evil >l chime in to say I personally don't give a f--- about what other people wanna do, if someone tells me that their name is Pigeon then I'm gonna call them Pigeon >this dude is now so mad that he's red in the face "Well what if I told you I want to be called - idk f--- it - Captain Fancypants? And then get f------ offended when you don't?" "I mean if that's what you wanted to be called then imma just call you that." "I don't believe you." >he dares me to do it for a month and I do >first morning he's surprised I even remembered that >a few people ask about it and I explain the situation >they start correcting each other when one of them accidentally uses his real name "Oh he goes by Captain Fancypants now." >soon everyone's picked up on calling him that >l get a summons from the HR >they tell me that he told them what's going on >there were two witnesses to the conversation, full proof that I was the one who started this >mfw I'm the one getting in HR trouble for respecting his preferences

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O Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)14:39:05 No.875540509 >slow time at work, talking with co-workers about things >can't remember what the subject started with, but we were talking about people changing names >this one dude is personally offended by the concept, so personally that I had to ask him why >he explains that he hates trans people, and they change their names, and that's why he thinks people changing names is bad and evil >l chime in to say I personally don't give a f--- about what other people wanna do, if someone tells me that their name is Pigeon then I'm gonna call them Pigeon >this dude is now so mad that he's red in the face "Well what if I told you I want to be called - idk f--- it - Captain Fancypants? And then get f------ offended when you don't?" "I mean if that's what you wanted to be called then imma just call you that." "I don't believe you." >he dares me to do it for a month and I do >first morning he's surprised I even remembered that >a few people ask about it and I explain the situation >they start correcting each other when one of them accidentally uses his real name "Oh he goes by Captain Fancypants now." >soon everyone's picked up on calling him that >l get a summons from the HR >they tell me that he told them what's going on >there were two witnesses to the conversation, full proof that I was the one who started this >mfw I'm the one getting in HR trouble for respecting his preferences

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