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Anonymous 07/17/20(Fri)20:30:25 No.832311983 File: 1403117787610.gif (331 KB, 280x193) >>832310984 (OP). >be me, 21, unemployed >End up getting a job at some summer math camp >One of the kids in my group is some autist we'll call John >John's like 10 and doing high school level math >Barely talks, just solves math problems for 2 hours straight then gets picked up by his aunt to go home >Aunt is 10/10 milf with smoking hot body >One day it's just me and him at the table >John doesn't need any help so I have nothing to do >Start thinking about what I should cook for dinner that evening >Always wanted to make beef wellington, but seems like a lot of work >Thoughts start to shift to John's aunt >Imagine myself rawdogging her from behind in my kitchen >Turn to John >He's looking at me, cold, blank expression >He says, "You should make the beef wellington" >Goes back to his math problems >MFW

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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