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File: 1386662233025.jpg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) as O Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 9 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. > Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. > Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. > Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. > A wild idea appears. >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work. > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks. > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s---. > Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's. >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows. > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out. > Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Replies: >>520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me. > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm. >l expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing. >I walk out from the covered entry way and look up. > All across the trees surrounding my building are crows. More than there have ever been before. > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) >I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown. > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 9 >I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. > Sit in awe of what I've created. > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins. > Only grassbros left. > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me. > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no f----. >I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me. >I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow. > Cashiers face. >I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
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