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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)09:07:40 No.165724369 r.png 848 KB PNG >Looks like Will's marriage is open to anything but jokes!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)09:13:05 No.572761537 >Be playing vidya >Enter co op game >Black guy has joined >He's new to the game >Doesn't realise his mic is on and is recording the whole room. >He's low on health >He doesn't know how to heal. 3 KB JPG >l heal him for him >"Thank you!" >"That's so nice" >Later in the game I get downed >"I'm coming my n----" >Comes to my rescue >"I got you bro" >Finish the mission >"Yo G you're ma real n----. Respect" Mfw feels good man

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Anon is living the dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Vila 03/28/22(Mon)20:23:42 No.67969628 > be me > grade 3 or something > doing roman history in class for a few weeks >i love it and tell my teacher I want to live in Italy when l'm older > love to cool Vilas and s--- > she's super supportive and always talks about it 593 KB JPG with me > ff to now > bought house in portugal > have fruit trees and wine grapes > eating malba toast with mayonnaise while watching leauge of legends on YouTube >I am the emperor of my own Vila It's not Italy but it's just as good. Thank you teacher 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:26:53 No.67969662 >>67969628 (OP)# Nothing wrong with living the dream.

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vpV/X6rj ) 03/28/22(Mon)11:32:47 No.369791656 >Be fit, tall, rich and famous >Be married >Wife cheats multiple times >Wife publicly says that fit, tall, rich and famous husband can't f--- >Someone makes a joke about wife's lack 60 KB JPG of hair >Husband laughs, but then punchs dude who made the joke because wife didn't like it >Husband acts like a huge white knight cuck with cheating bitch wife >He could just dump her ass and get any woman he wants, he's not exactly a NEET neckbeard why? pic related

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anon’s reddit experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)04:03:53 No.5017389 >visit reddit for the first time >first two major subs reddit recommends me >first one is a politics sub, tl;dr people are still seething because of Trump, boring >second sub is r/all, it actually just a collection of the day's most upvoted posts from various subs >first post is some meme with the title 'Bruh' >most upvoted comment is 'Bruh' with 1500 upvotes >under it a response comment 'Bruh' with 1200 downvotes that place might be more retarded than 4chin

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10m (3/28 11:22) · 875233386 1 Re · 0 Img JPG· 29KB · (550 × 550) 1 Reply >a single woman wants to adopt a young boy >wow amazing, what a caring and loving lady >a single man wants to adopt a young girl >eww what a disgusting p---, lock him up why? 9m (3/28 11:23) · 875233429 >>875233386 (OP) men bad

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Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) - 11058542 3 Re 0 Img JPG 2MB (2300 x 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon · 9m (5/6 13:31) - 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---.

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: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)19:33:08 No.859751742 Floorjak.png 126 KB PNG Hey guys, I'm new here. I thought I'd just share a new wojak I made, I call him floorjak. Basically the gimmick is he's a floor, and I've never seen that done before. Please go easy on me, things haven't been going good for me lately. I hope you like it. 4 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)06:03:59 No.853083540 Here's a wholesome story for you bots >at dinner with my family at some sports bar >mom and dad both had a bad day and decided to destress, whatever, free food for me 353 KB PNG >throughout the whole dinner they're both kinda glum >my little brother suddenly looks like he had an idea and whispers in my ear "watch this" >he asks mom and dad to look each other in the eye as long as they can >think to myself w-- is he doing, a staring contest? >after about 15 seconds of eye contact they both start smiling and eventually they break into laughter at that. >mfw my lil bro is the best at making people happy Thanks lil bro

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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)02:01:14 No.875232446 JADA PINKETT Will: See what I did, babe? I smacked him. That was for you. SMITH G.I.JANE Jada: Mhm...yeah, wel...Pac would've shot him. Then he would've come back down here and f----- me on this table in 528 KB JPG front of everyone here. Will: *sigh* ...He sure would have...*wipes a mournful tear and pours some of his drink onto the floor* ...He sure in hell would have... 13 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous No. 769700370 (2 m) >be 20 something >working at a local convenience store/gas station > some lady and a kid walk in a m------------ towel wrapped around his chubby neck >realize he's tard, pretend the towel is a PNG саре >supertard runs full speed down the snack isle knocking over everything >fuckmylifeimgonnahavetocleanthatup.jpg >tard mom asks for some smokes and gas >lady is paying when n----- walks in >n----- pulls out two guns, points one at the lady and sticks the other one in my face >supertard comes running full speed through the store, jumps and flies head-first into the n----- >supertard's collision causes n----- to fly into the window next to the register >tard laying on top of incapacitated n-----, flailing around crying >police show up later, n----- has a concussion from the impact with supertard superskull. 93.72 KB I never saw supertard again but I like to think he's still out there protecting innocents

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