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File: 410297062 png (94 KB, 396x385) O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:28:38 No.21458757 >>21458774 >>21458781 >>21458798 >>21458801 >21458834 >>21458867 >>21458884 >>21459359 I f------ hate cops, theyre such pigs and oppressors. >be in train >f------ oink oink pig swine comes up to me >asks for my id >i ask if im being detained >he says no >he says he's asking for my id because i might have mental disabilities for walking around with a mlp stuffed animal >tells me leave why are cops such bullies, f------ pigs This thread has been pruned or deleted *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:29:42 No.21458774 >>21458757 (OP) loving this meme O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:30:24 No.21458781 ► File. LaughingMantises.jpg (210 KB, 1200x800) >>21458757 (OP) 10/10 - It was okay *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:10 No.21458864 > >>21458876 File: 1413309870991 jpg (525 KB, 1920x1080) HAHAHHAHAHA, OP ARE YOU FROM BERLIN AND WAS THIS TODAY AT ABOUT 7 PM? >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:20 No.21458867 ► POLIZEI EI >> O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:36:56 No.21458876 ► >>21458925 >>21458864 (You) what? yes it was. thats weird, why? >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:37 13 No.21458884> > Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:37:43 No.21458889 > >> Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:39:36 No.21458910 ► 31-12-2014 D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:40:34 No.21458925> >>21458933 >>21458935 >21458936 >>21458952 >>21458959 >>21458965 >>21458970 >>21458974 >>21458986 >>21458991 >>21459001 >>21459050 >>21459060 >>21459096 >>21459224 >>21459237 File: IMG 2945 jpg (100 KB, 600x800) 69BAHN >>21458876 Greetings from the officer who checked your I.D. A) Next time you should watch out, friendo. Hello lo! :-) D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:11 No.21458933 > >>21458925 (You) WHAT THE F---/ YOU F------ PIG, LEAVE ME ALONE, WHY CANT YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINE >ftw gonnm own a Porsche Scon (maybe) * O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:17 No.21458935 ► >>21458925 (You) OH S--- *O Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:41:18 No.21458936 ► >>21458925 (You) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9YqCP_B7EU [Embed] HAHAHA F----- OP *D Anonymous 01/18/15(Sun)05:42:01 No.21458952 ► >>21458925 (You) This thread has been pruned or deleted 10/10 S Berliner Sparkasse Hello P Im(pl 2075-18-1 DER KOSTENLOSE SERVICE IHRER HAUPTSTADTZE Berlin Spark Berlin polizei Berliner AUSGABE SPANDAU This thread has been pruned or deleted BERLINRADAR

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)06:58:26 No.67965370 >looking at local sex offender registry >bunch of frowning weird old white dudes >one female sex offender >25-year old asian woman >smiling in every mugshot >she was a tutor and r---- an underage student >saw she was active on facebook 34 KB JPG >looked happy and smiling with friends >just launched a new business >looked at the registry recently >her blip is f------ gone >she literally got away with r----- a kid

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O Will Smith Punches Chris Rock Anony v >>369705645 >>36970574 >>369706146 >>369706288 >>369706468 >>36 No.369705468 >>369707048 >>369707154 >>369707501 >>36 >>369707985 >>369708095 >>369708235 >first time in history that blacks host the Oscars >someone gets assaulted

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Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:57:43 No.165695659 91 KB JPG anyone else happy seeing s--- stirring bitchy comedians get their comeuppance? Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:58:41 No.165695745 >>165695659 (OP) if you're on will smith's side of that, you're a f------ f----- Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)23:13:08 No.165696971 >>165695745 >Someone makes fun of your gf's disease making her ugly >Just sit there and laugh You are a p---- if you don't do anything

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he tries being friendly | /r/Greentext

>go to therapist >ask for help with being social >she gives me homework >say hello to 20 people on the street before our next session >okletsdothis.gif >walking home from her office, pass a middle aged guy >"hi! how are you?" >holyshitididit.mp4 >"not too bad! how are you? god it's cold out!" 84.3 kB PNG >f--- he's starting a conversation. >"eh yeah... i dont like cold" >"do you live nearby? i'm just across here. maybe a cup of tea will warm you up" >wow this is easy, i'm already making friends >we go up to his apartment and he puts the kettle on >"so good christmas? spend it with your gf?" he asks >"um... no. with my parents. no gf" >"oh. break up with your last one recently?" >"uh... i've never had a gf" >"that's strange, nice looking young fella like yourself" he says and winks at me. >he sits down next to me and puts his hand on my knee and starts moving it up my thigh "ehhh i have to go to the bathroom" i say and run out of his apartment my therapist almost got me sodomized

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Anon is living large | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)18:47:20 No.67108862 >Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as f--- >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying 487 KB JPG strippers for private lap dances >lt's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good.

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Was at a party yesterday >playing truth or dare >someone dares me to go home No matter how fast I run.. I cannot run away from the pain... mfw 71 KB JPG

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Anon has a very based last name and gets praised for it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 minutes ago sad.jpg (8.3 KB, 249x202) 875207841 >one chance at life >last name is Pichulman >pichula is a slang for penis in spanish >mfw my last name is penisman 1 REPLY Anonymous 1 minute ago 875208030 images (73).jpg (19.4 KB, 554x554) >>875207841 (OP) >penisman

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anon is in the dream world | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)13:30:38 No.820823558 You come home from a crappy day of work. You unlock your door, only to see Elon standing in your living room. There's a large cardboard box next to him. >"Hey, Anon-kun. Sometimes life is full of hardships. You're a good friend, so I 155 KB JPG thought you should have this. Enjoy, buddy." He walks to you and briefly places his hand on your shoulder before taking his leave. There's a noise heard coming from inside the box. >"Nyan?"

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: Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:08:26 No.52625171 Just found a loop hole in the the system lads >be me >want steroids for quick gains >live in small town so I cant get them easily 21 KB PNG >hear about female to male hormone treatment >basically pure testosterone in a pill >idea.jpg >order a few months supply Muscle city here I come Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:18:41 No.526 >>52625211 # Ya I'm trans alright. Male to alpha male >>52625279 # >>52625320 # >>52625346 # >>52625362 #

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Hello there, my sister | /r/Greentext

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Anon calls police for refund | /r/Greentext

26m (3/27 18:05) · 875209045 2 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 8KB · (307 × 164) 1 Reply COPIUM f--- samsung f------ f----. >july 2021 buy ssd from amazon.com. >january 2022 ssd starts to fail. >ok shamsung willing to rma sweet deal send drive in january 31st 2022. >feburary 21st i don't have ssd. le qoui? >shamsung says it was delivered via ups. >call ups. sent to wrong apartment number. shamsung gave them wrong apartment number. >tell shamsung they sent to wrong apartment. >shamsung: "can you please ask them for the package?" >f------ what?!?!?!? >try anyways cause i just want my ssd. >no answer from tenant. >landlord can't help. >police says nothing to do. >i am livid. >shamsung says ups is investigating the issue and cannot issue a refund until it is complete. but will refund once complete. >what in the f------ f--- is there to f------ investigate. >march 20th. investigation is still open. >landlord calls me. ssd dropped off at office from wrong apartment tenant. >oh my god. >gonna pretend like i don't have the ssd and make shamsung give me refund cause f--- them making me wait 2 months and offering no compensation. >grab ssd. call ups for investigation update. >ups: "the package was returned and we are returning it to shamsung, investigation will close tomorrow" >f------ whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? >what do you literally even f------ meaaaaaaaan? >whatever. >ok sounds good thank you for doing a good job ups. >idk what the f--- shamsung is going to open tomorrow when they receive it. >f--- this >f--- you >that is all. >im getting my f------ refund >f--- shamsung >iwentto decapitalize.eu just for you f---- but just know inside im f------ screaming every syllable

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