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: Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)23:04:54 No.683368161 >be me >20 >walking around Brooklyn >new to the city >feel and opportunity come up >yell at the top of my lungs 6 KB JPG >BADDA BING > some fat guy in a greasy tank top yells from his apartment window >BADDA BOOM >mfw

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: russia jpg (22 KB, 266x183) ESTONIA Riga LATVIA BALTIC SEA LITHUANIA KALININGRAD Kaliningrad RUSSIA Vilnius BEL Russia Anonymous 03/19/18(Mon)20.37 13 No.4320982 [Reply] I How could such a small country defeat Napoleon and Hitler? I don't get it.

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Tinder date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/17(Mon)06:20:58 No.750195751 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy off tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >he suggests we go to mcdonalds >wants to meet at 1:30pm sharp 334 KB PNG >i show up at 1:30 and he says hi >he's in his mcdonalds uniform eating a big mac meal >"i get a free medium meal on my break, so how are you?" >i order a big mac meal and we chat >at 1:50, he says he wants to show me something cool out back >we go out back and he starts kissing me >we have sex >"s--- anon, i needed that. i'm going on a date-date tonight with this hot black girl and i dont wanna nut in her too soon" >at 1:58, he clocks back in and i go home >mfw

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Anon has an obsessive mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:22:20 No.60581964 >21 years of my mom taking me to doctors trying to figure out what's wrong with me >keeps hinting to doctors that I have autism >keeps trying to show me movies and books with autistic people in them to get me to understand that 24 KB JPG I'm autistic >sends me to a school for autists and learning disabilities >doctor diagnoses me with PTSD >mom gets diagnosed with autism Anyone else know this feel? : Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:24:04 No.60581979 >>60581964 >ah the ol switcheroo nice plot twist

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anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

>be me >order chinese food >qt 3.14 works there dark brown hair b------- petite build great ass >go to pick up food >she rings up my order and hands it to me 17 KB JPG >wishlcouldfuckyourbrainsout.mov >say thank you and leave >get home and start eating food >notice long ass dark brown hair in food >eat the hair anyways >basically had a girl inside me >later virgins

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Anon gets trolled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.64158138 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG

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Every soul has it's dark | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)10:12:18 No.67873822 >be me >talking about Elden Ring the other day, mention it's a new franchise by a company that made a game series I used to play but I wasn't 100% sold on the new one yet >fast forward today >gf tells me she wants to buy a video 144 KB JPG game >weird, my gf hates video games >opens up microsoft store and shows me Elden Ring >roll my eyes >"yeah I saw this game on TikTok, it looks really cool" >yeah, you know this game is really hard right? and you don't play video games... >"it can't be that bad..." >it's going to be pretty rough, you should try to play Dark Souls first to get a feel for it and see if you like that style of game >she starts throwing a tantrum about how men are controlling and she just wants to enjoy the story >try and calmly explain that she won't be able to enjoy the story if she cannot progress through the game >she is literally freaking the f--- out >"YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY IT FIRST" >I literally do not give a s--- about this game but if you're going to play it I might as well go ahead and buy it, yeah >"NO, YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY IT FIRST" do women not understand the concept of "difficulty" and wasting money or am I missing something what did I do wrong here f------

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: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot

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: Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)08:12:05 No.65941068 uhoh.png 546 KB PNG >watch Spartacus with my gf >now she keeps grabbing my belly and saying things like >"You won't be a god of the arena with these rolls!" >"I don't think Gannicus ate chocolate for dinner" >"If you were in Spartacus you'd be called Fattiatus' >keeps sending me links to 'gladiator diet' and 'gladiator workout' etc >tried sexy talking to her like in Spartacus to turn her on >took off her bra and said "Pleasant Milk for Noble Asher" >she got creeped out and said 'it doesn't work when you do it'

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Anon wants to be a woman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)22:44:39 No.67863690 >want to be a woman >don't want to be trans >decide to try taking female hormones so that I can see if it makes me feel better or worse just as a test >no plan to ever stop presenting as a guy 190 KB JPG >was supposed to only take them for a week >today marks two years I think I f----- up bros. I've got boobs now.

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Anon doesn't like lolis | /r/Greentext

File: 77fda5d37d960c7cb2ae3f604(...).jpg (47 KB, 620x675) O Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)14:11:23 No.874827708 [Reply] >Sees loli thread >"OMG DISGUSTING WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THESE PICS I MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!" >Spams over 20 of my 40000 terabyte folder of old man scat p--- on the thread >"That'll show them!"

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: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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