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: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)02:28:46 No.67851958 >>67851910 # >decent looking guy, having a good job >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift >Watch drive for the first time ever >Changes my life, I want to be Driver >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm 332 KB PNG not Autistic >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so f--- it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie >l reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee >Oh f--- yes >Play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple >We f--- >Waitress and I start dating >Keep up my Driver shlick >She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as f--- >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy f--- lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand >She's browsing movies, stops on Drive >Oh f---... >"You seen this yet Anon?" >S--- s--- s--- play it cool man, what would Driver do >Brood for a sec "...nah. it's not my thing" >Ended up watching Bridesmaids Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years

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