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: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)02:28:46 No.67851958 >>67851910 # >decent looking guy, having a good job >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift >Watch drive for the first time ever >Changes my life, I want to be Driver >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm 332 KB PNG not Autistic >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so f--- it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie >l reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee >Oh f--- yes >Play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple >We f--- >Waitress and I start dating >Keep up my Driver shlick >She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as f--- >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy f--- lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand >She's browsing movies, stops on Drive >Oh f---... >"You seen this yet Anon?" >S--- s--- s--- play it cool man, what would Driver do >Brood for a sec "...nah. it's not my thing" >Ended up watching Bridesmaids Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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