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: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Be me >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated 115 KB JPG >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face Worth it

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon's neighbor works for the goverment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:39:53 No.784405312 >be me >in Virginia >home owner >new neighbors arrived next door >a Chad and a Stacy, both of them are married 63 KB JPG >we introduced each other >the Chad is obsessed with the American culture (he even raised his own American flag) >the Stacy is just the average housewife (chores and stuff) >had dinner >Chad was looking forward to work for the government >l jokingly asked him if he is going to set up NSA cameras around the neighborhood >laughter.wav >after dinner, I went back to my house to sleep >ffw next morning >woke up to this Chad bellowing a tune around town >this happens every. f------. morning. >even on weekends Don't believe me? Here are the first lines I remembered listening to him sing: "Good morning, USA! I have a feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day!"

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Anon trolls | /r/Greentext

Iface_non-free.png 2 (81 KB, 347x288) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)02:31:17 No.861259167 >play vidya >enemy top player named TTVHannahxxxSong >check out their channel >some post-op t----- with more chemicals than a bigmac >start spamming you will never be a real woman >they breakdown on stream >stream turns off >enemy has disconnected Problem? Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)02:41:34 No.861259736 >861259167 (OP) based Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)02:59:38 No.861260654 1623760576923.png (18 KB, 250x241) google yandex iqdb wait >>861259167 (OP) >your account has been suspended

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anon drops the soap | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)22:24:38 No.874626589 >>874626670 >>874626829 >>874627331 There is no real argument why the age of consent shouldn't be lowered to 8. Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)22:25:59 No.874626670 >>874628107 >>874626589 (OP) There is no real reason why Jamal won't get 8 inches in your a------ when you go to prison.

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anon’s grandpa was a gamer | /r/Greentext

>be German-American >granpops dies at the age of 97 >know he came to the States after WWII or something like that >throwing out most of s--- with no emotional value from his house >find a box in the attic >it's full of old books and pictures >young lad pops posing with soldiers >they dressed like the bad guys from Wolfenstein 3D >there is a pic with young pops shaking hands with a dude who looks like the final boss Wolf3D he even has the same moustache just how awesome it is, grandpa was a proto-gamer and knew the devs and was part of a cosplay group who dressed up as the enemies and the final boss, he even had a walkthrough guide named the final solution, I wonder why he never told me about this

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What's the next step of your master plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)11:13:32 No.66035008 >family treats and act like I'm retarded >sick of this so I plan on proving I'm not >spend the next two years putting plan into action >walk up one day >realize I can't remember the next 319 KB JPG step of plan >realize doing constant cosplay doesn't prove l'm not retarded >family now treats me like a cross dressing retarded retard. I think I might actually be f------ dumb.

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Anon loses immersion. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)09:33:32 No.67831951 >be me >watching vr p--- to get more immersed >girls says "your d--- is huge" in awe >immersion ruined 473 KB PNG

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Anon and UV-light | /r/Greentext

>rat problem >practically pulling out hair to solve it >spent over $200 on traps and poisons (rats eventually learn to avoid them) >one recent purchase was a uv 27 KB PNG flashlight specifically marketed for detecting animals >highlights rat piss and poo traces >actually pretty cool >been shining it all over the house, and softly giggling at various "discoveries" >feeling like csi:autism >call friends to come over and play with it >they like it too >shining it all over the house and having a laugh >"hey anon, let's try your room!" >"wait, no!" >sudden flash of light that didn't even take half a second to form >it was like someone denonated a fatboy in there >tfw had to sit over their friends' lying bodies, tending to them until their vision returned

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: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)18:24:44 No.67830599 >d--- gets hard if it's s------/ladyboy/trap/sissy as long as it looks female enough >d--- won't get hard if it's muscular or manly man thank god I'm still straight 37 KB JPG

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Anon fell for the attic shit meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away 71 KB JPG My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 >>51572664 (OP) # .what are you talking about? what meme? >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 >>51572686 # So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.

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Le good idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SwdH/sCX 03/18/22(Fri)06:42:41 No.367899010 38B13E99-CBCC-4A85-894C-66A357D3737E.png 110 KB PNG >Ukraine says they will arm anyone who wants to fight >le good idea >go to Ukraine >get ak >leave It's that simple

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Anon makes a thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #

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Anon didn’t act only in accordance with that maxim through which he could at the same time will that it become a universal law | /r/Greentext

My mom started an OnlyFans account. I have no idea why. It's not like we need the money. Dad was in the tech sector and made lots of investments before he passed so we're very financially stable. 40 KB JPG She posted about it for all the family and friends to see. I confronted her and based my arguments against her actions in Kant's Categorical Imperative. After half an hour she still wasn't understanding the concept and was just in tears that I wasn't being supportive. I told her alright look, imagine things in terms of universal actions. So you should consider whether the act of subscribing to your OnlyFans is something you'd want to see all men in the world undertake, i.e. me, your own son. Obviously this renders it immoral since it fails Kant's Categorical Imperative. Now she just thinks I'm trying to make an elaborate argument that justifies me subscribing to her OnlyFans because I'm a perv and she's starts crying whenever she sees me. She's threatened that I'll have to move out but I think it's a bluff. I'm giving up on invoking the Categorical Imperative and need some other moral arguments. Unfortunately I've spent the last 7 years of my life pretty much exclusively reading Kant and secondary sources on Kant, so I don't really have a good grasp of non-Kantian morality. Any help would be appreciated.

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