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O Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)22:24:38 No.874626589 >>874626670 >>874626829 >>874627331 There is no real argument why the age of consent shouldn't be lowered to 8. Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)22:25:59 No.874626670 >>874628107 >>874626589 (OP) There is no real reason why Jamal won't get 8 inches in your a------ when you go to prison.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon’s grandpa was a gamer | /r/Greentext

>be German-American >granpops dies at the age of 97 >know he came to the States after WWII or something like that >throwing out most of s--- with no emotional value from his house >find a box in the attic >it's full of old books and pictures >young lad pops posing with soldiers >they dressed like the bad guys from Wolfenstein 3D >there is a pic with young pops shaking hands with a dude who looks like the final boss Wolf3D he even has the same moustache just how awesome it is, grandpa was a proto-gamer and knew the devs and was part of a cosplay group who dressed up as the enemies and the final boss, he even had a walkthrough guide named the final solution, I wonder why he never told me about this

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What's the next step of your master plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)11:13:32 No.66035008 >family treats and act like I'm retarded >sick of this so I plan on proving I'm not >spend the next two years putting plan into action >walk up one day >realize I can't remember the next 319 KB JPG step of plan >realize doing constant cosplay doesn't prove l'm not retarded >family now treats me like a cross dressing retarded retard. I think I might actually be f------ dumb.

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Anon loses immersion. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)09:33:32 No.67831951 >be me >watching vr p--- to get more immersed >girls says "your d--- is huge" in awe >immersion ruined 473 KB PNG

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Anon and UV-light | /r/Greentext

>rat problem >practically pulling out hair to solve it >spent over $200 on traps and poisons (rats eventually learn to avoid them) >one recent purchase was a uv 27 KB PNG flashlight specifically marketed for detecting animals >highlights rat piss and poo traces >actually pretty cool >been shining it all over the house, and softly giggling at various "discoveries" >feeling like csi:autism >call friends to come over and play with it >they like it too >shining it all over the house and having a laugh >"hey anon, let's try your room!" >"wait, no!" >sudden flash of light that didn't even take half a second to form >it was like someone denonated a fatboy in there >tfw had to sit over their friends' lying bodies, tending to them until their vision returned

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Anon is relieved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)18:24:44 No.67830599 >d--- gets hard if it's s------/ladyboy/trap/sissy as long as it looks female enough >d--- won't get hard if it's muscular or manly man thank god I'm still straight 37 KB JPG

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Anon fell for the attic shit meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away 71 KB JPG My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 >>51572664 (OP) # .what are you talking about? what meme? >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 >>51572686 # So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.

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Le good idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SwdH/sCX 03/18/22(Fri)06:42:41 No.367899010 38B13E99-CBCC-4A85-894C-66A357D3737E.png 110 KB PNG >Ukraine says they will arm anyone who wants to fight >le good idea >go to Ukraine >get ak >leave It's that simple

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Anon makes a thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #

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Anon didn’t act only in accordance with that maxim through which he could at the same time will that it become a universal law | /r/Greentext

My mom started an OnlyFans account. I have no idea why. It's not like we need the money. Dad was in the tech sector and made lots of investments before he passed so we're very financially stable. 40 KB JPG She posted about it for all the family and friends to see. I confronted her and based my arguments against her actions in Kant's Categorical Imperative. After half an hour she still wasn't understanding the concept and was just in tears that I wasn't being supportive. I told her alright look, imagine things in terms of universal actions. So you should consider whether the act of subscribing to your OnlyFans is something you'd want to see all men in the world undertake, i.e. me, your own son. Obviously this renders it immoral since it fails Kant's Categorical Imperative. Now she just thinks I'm trying to make an elaborate argument that justifies me subscribing to her OnlyFans because I'm a perv and she's starts crying whenever she sees me. She's threatened that I'll have to move out but I think it's a bluff. I'm giving up on invoking the Categorical Imperative and need some other moral arguments. Unfortunately I've spent the last 7 years of my life pretty much exclusively reading Kant and secondary sources on Kant, so I don't really have a good grasp of non-Kantian morality. Any help would be appreciated.

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Anon cannot top | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/21 (Tue)15:30:42 No.65731923 >Make dating app account >Heterosexual, show to women >3 likes, no matches in a week >Disappointed by curious, switch to males >70 likes in an 2 hours 345 KB PNG There was nothing wrong with me, female standards became so insane they beyond self- parody right now.

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Normie depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies

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Anon is an NPC | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." >Opinion of that person went up in 624 KB PNG my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

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